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 Post subject: Bitch Slapped
PostPosted: 04 Jan 2010, 09:59 
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 Post subject: Re: Bitch Slapped
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ahaha, Thats exactly what I said when I saw that shit yesterday!! That was soo funny

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 Post subject: Re: Bitch Slapped
PostPosted: 04 Jan 2010, 21:23 
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k i dunno bout in a football sense, but in a rugby sense that defender did terribly. he squared up far too much which is what allowed the in and out step to put the fend (not a "stiff arm") on.

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 Post subject: Re: Bitch Slapped
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you are comparing apples and applesauce. Yea both games are played with oddly shaped balls. Yes the goal s to get said oddly shaped ball to one end of the field, but other than that football and rugby have little in common. Rugby players are not covered from head to toe in pads designed to keep the precious little snow flakes free from injury, and rugby players aren't prima donas who make millions a year for a few weeks of work.

Personally I think all the steroid restrictions should be lifted from professional sports. Let them bulk up to the limit that the human body can withstand. make them animals, turn them into beasts, hell release live game (lions and tigers and bears) onto the field to add a bit more excitement to the play. Referee's should officiate from a blimp and a penalty should involve being shot at with a high caliber rifle. I mean really if these guys are going to make millions of dollars a year then they should earn it.

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 Post subject: Re: Bitch Slapped
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Personally I think all the steroid restrictions should be lifted from professional sports


Fuck yeah, I don't want to see Usain Bolt do the 100 metres in 9.76 seconds I wanna see him go so fast that half way through the race he disapears then reapears at the end as an old man and says beware of China and crumbles too dust.


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 Post subject: Re: Bitch Slapped
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dageaux wrote:
Personally I think all the steroid restrictions should be lifted from professional sports. Let them bulk up to the limit that the human body can withstand. make them animals, turn them into beasts, hell release live game (lions and tigers and bears) onto the field to add a bit more excitement to the play. Referee's should officiate from a blimp and a penalty should involve being shot at with a high caliber rifle. I mean really if these guys are going to make millions of dollars a year then they should earn it.



and people say I slip into the redneck mentality once in a while...

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 Post subject: Re: Bitch Slapped
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I do have to agree with Dag a bit though. If these assholes are gonna make so much money, at least make them earn it.


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mzziqztixl wrote:
and people say I slip into the redneck mentality once in a while...

What you talking 'bout Willis? You are about as redneck as a Kennedy, and don't give me that "I was raised in Texas" crap, you are a BMW driving Bostonian wearing designer shirts and Italian shoes.

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Indeed...quite right even.

But I have a pair of house shoes, negro. I love chicken fried steak. And goddamit if I can't replicate a southern drawl on demand.

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 Post subject: Re: Bitch Slapped
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Dageaux, I just noticed your sig...thats fucked up but funny as hell.

And Mzz, you should come visit us down south. Dont forget where you came from. I'll remind you all about us southern gals :jb:

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 Post subject: Re: Bitch Slapped
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Southern gals > all

And I can say paak tha caaar but it doesnt mean I am from boston :p

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 Post subject: Re: Bitch Slapped
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Dageaux, I just noticed your sig...thats fucked up but funny as hell.

And Mzz, you should come visit us down south. Dont forget where you came from. I'll remind you all about us southern gals :jb:


I have like 3 outstanding warrants in TX and AR :(

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 Post subject: Re: Bitch Slapped
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So fuck TX and AR and come party with Bayou and I after I move. Mardi Gras and all that.

And btw Dag... some of us Norther gals ain't so bad either. But then again, apparently I was born in the wrong half of the country so I'm not sure if I really count.


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 Post subject: Re: Bitch Slapped
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lol dag. on all accounts.

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 Post subject: Re: Bitch Slapped
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Dageaux, I just noticed your sig...thats fucked up but funny as hell.

And Mzz, you should come visit us down south. Dont forget where you came from. I'll remind you all about us southern gals :jb:


I have like 3 outstanding warrants in TX and AR :(


So you fly into NOLA and fly out of here. I mean, why would you be driving anyway, you are a balla right???

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 Post subject: Re: Bitch Slapped
PostPosted: 07 Jan 2010, 20:21 
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Well you said the south, so I pointed out why I'm not fond of returning (beyond the obvious ignorance that I am forced to encounter every waking moment). And I really have the been-there-done-that mentality towards Nawlins. I did it big when I went to university in Texas my freshman year. It was fantastic fun - and I really don't need to go back and spoil my vision of it post-Katrina and have something else to feel guilty about that I have no control over. My favorite restaurant (it was a Cajun joint, but upscale off of Bourbon) might not even be there and that would make me really really sad... :(

Also, I've recently developed a pretty intense fear of terrorist, bad pilots, and shitty maintenance records (for obvious reasons) that has really soured my desire to fly anywhere.

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 Post subject: Re: Bitch Slapped
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The name I think was the Alpine...is that the one right off of Bourbon (near all the shadowed windows of naked chicks - my points of reference are pretty terrible considering how drunk I got). Plus I peed all over a mailbox in the middle of Bourbon so I pretty much accomplished everything I wanted to...

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 Post subject: Re: Bitch Slapped
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mzziqztixl wrote:
The name I think was the Alpine...is that the one right off of Bourbon (near all the shadowed windows of naked chicks - my points of reference are pretty terrible considering how drunk I got). Plus I peed all over a mailbox in the middle of Bourbon so I pretty much accomplished everything I wanted to...


Yep its still there.

And you havent accomplished me yet so there is your reason to cum..opps I mean come down to visit

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One mailbox and you think you are done? Shit dude, I have pissed/puked on so many landmarks in this city that I can't remember them all.

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BayouGirl wrote:
Yep its still there.

And you havent accomplished me yet so there is your reason to cum..opps I mean come down to visit


Where is my Blush smilie?

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One mailbox and you think you are done? Shit dude, I have pissed/puked on so many landmarks in this city that I can't remember them all.


Uh oh...did Dag just hit me with the challenge glove. (which movie is it where he picks up the mail gauntlet and bashes the guy with it?)

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You forget about me too Bayou. There's two good reasons to get back down to NOLA right there Mzz.


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oi mzz i'll give you an e - :h5: if you threeway bayou and ferox

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Thanks Ro. Men in Tights is like your fave movie right? I bet you did a happy dance when I alluded to it.

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oi mzz i'll give you an e - :h5: if you threeway bayou and ferox

oy.... I never said I'd do him. However, I do think Bayou and I would be fucking hilarious to party with.


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