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 Post subject: I hate the world!!
PostPosted: 15 Jul 2009, 05:38 
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I'm a pessimistic guy, sometimes in a bad way, and I'm still young too... I don't like it.

My biggest worry is it will only get worse, that might be because I'm a pessimist though!!

Can anyone relate?

How do I change... brainwashing aside!!

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 Post subject: Re: I hate the world!!
PostPosted: 15 Jul 2009, 11:19 
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I'm a cynical, pessimistic bastard too, and it's fine. The way I see it, being pessimistic to a degree is pretty healthy. It means that you don't approach life with the idea that everything turns out fine all of the time, and you're far more likely to be able to cope with disappointment. Not believing all of this jolly kitten-loving crap that constantly gets rammed down my throat whenever I click the stumble button is fine. Honest!

As long as you don't let it stop you from getting on with your life, keep raining on the optimist's parade. Feels good man.

Though if you insist on converting to the church of denial, you can make a start by noticing and correcting any automatic negative thoughts you may have. For example, when you plan on going out and you automatically think "It'll probably piss it down.", notice it, and change it to "It might rain, but even if it does, it'll be fine."
Basic cognitive behavioural therapy.

If that fails, I'll strap you to a chair and force you to watch videos of fluffy kittens Clockwork Orange style.

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 Post subject: Re: I hate the world!!
PostPosted: 15 Jul 2009, 11:20 
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This is gonna sound cheesy as shit, but when I am happy about myself and my situation I tend to be less pessimistic. Train yourself to look for the positive. (be aware of teh negative, but don't let it completely overshadow all else.

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 Post subject: Re: I hate the world!!
PostPosted: 15 Jul 2009, 12:56 
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im a cynical optimist. I look on the bright side of things and am sure to smile as often as possible in order to stave off depression.

You know, smiling is a great sign of intelligence because it is something you can do yourself to stave off mental illness?


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 Post subject: Re: I hate the world!!
PostPosted: 15 Jul 2009, 13:10 
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Who cares we're all gonna die!!!!11!!!

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 Post subject: Re: I hate the world!!
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So what yer all saying is that if I pretend I'm not a pessimistic cunt for long enough I will eventually not be... wont I always know that though. That my optimism is just a game or facade or whatever...

I do like the idea of raining on the optimism parade though, darkstar. Screw those guys and there happy go lucky outlook... I'd almost go so far as to say I'm optimistic that would work. :h5:

Fear, nice work... That's exactly how I'm feeling. I could pretend not to be the way I am but will it make a difference to the standard of my life?

p.s. - I smile all the time.... :ugh: :ugh:

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 Post subject: Re: I hate the world!!
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I'd say focus on winning.

For me that's what cheers up my days that suck.

In all forms, just win - it feels good to look down on the other 99% and that's real.

It's tough to be pessimistic when you influence everything in your life to go the right way, know what I am saying?

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 Post subject: Re: I hate the world!!
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I 'win' all the time... don't get me wrong. I'm not depressed like, I just think the world is full of useless cunts (point in case, the cartoon dag posted). The more I dominate stuff the more I look down on others and the more pessimistic I feel towards my fellow man.

I mean that I could end up killin' someone cos there thick as shit and they probably wouldn't realise what was going on, Hanable style like, more so than I would loose faith in myself. But obviously that I'd be wrong, so how do I change my impression of others I suppose I was really asking.

Today I feel different though, so maybe I'm just a skitso or have a brain tumor or summit!! :ugh:

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 Post subject: Re: I hate the world!!
PostPosted: 16 Jul 2009, 05:27 
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dominate shit, but help others get by. being better than someone doesn't make you a good person, being able to help others be good people is what makes you a good person.

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 Post subject: Re: I hate the world!!
PostPosted: 16 Jul 2009, 06:37 
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dominate shit, but help others get by. being better than someone doesn't make you a good person, being able to help others be good people is what makes you a good person.


↑↑ THIS ↑↑

If you're feeling pessimistic about the outlook of the human race - do something to help it improve. Even if you just spend some time to make somebody feel better about themselves, you're helping.
Looking down upon the world from your throne isn't doing anybody any favours. You'll also find that it's hard to see the real picture from all the way up there.

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 Post subject: Re: I hate the world!!
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Darkstar wrote:
Looking down upon the world from your throne isn't doing anybody any favours. You'll also find that it's hard to see the real picture from all the way up there.


Incorrect. Look at how much Bill Gates has done...wait.

I mean look at how awesome Lawrence Ellison is...he's in court fighting over the boat for some sailing face...oops.

Or the waltons they seems to do a lot for socie....sorry...


But seriously, read The Stars My Destination by Alfred Bester - I think it will be inordinately important for your development and I mean that, you need a dose of the rage, the anger, then the deadly calm after you survey your actions.

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 Post subject: Re: I hate the world!!
PostPosted: 20 Sep 2009, 07:15 
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I don't know if this will be helpful, but you are not alone. Not by any means.


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 Post subject: I hate the world
PostPosted: 27 Sep 2009, 16:04 
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it was a pistol nerf, there is a cap to how fast the pistol can fire now, holding M1 allows you to shoot at that max RoF...honestly, I hate it, I used to be able to unload an entire clip in about a second, but this nerf ruined it for me....


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 Post subject: Re: I hate the world!!
PostPosted: 27 Sep 2009, 23:54 
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Being pessimistic makes it easier to deal with the bad shit and makes you happier when something good happens. Why're you so worried?

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 Post subject: Re: I hate the world!!
PostPosted: 28 Sep 2009, 06:00 
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Too true, however I'm dealing with it quite well of late, I now find humor instead of disdain for the stuff/people what pisses me off! It works well.

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 Post subject: Re: I hate the world!!
PostPosted: 28 Sep 2009, 09:53 
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All of the best comedians are the ones who hate the world. It's a great way to stop yourself from imploding under the weight of your own thoughts.

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PostPosted: 28 Sep 2009, 10:03 
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Coming from the guy that doesn't know George Carlin.

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 Post subject: Re: I hate the world!!
PostPosted: 28 Sep 2009, 10:05 
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I know him now! Oh shush! :squint:

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"It was true that I didn't have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?" - Charles Bukowski


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 Post subject: Re: I hate the world!!
PostPosted: 28 Sep 2009, 10:38 
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Darkstar wrote:
All of the best comedians are the ones who hate the world. It's a great way to stop yourself from imploding under the weight of your own thoughts.


they're not funny because they hate the world though. they use humour as an outlet of emotion to make themselves feel better about stuff

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I think comic relief is for others more so than the comic themselves. Its about point of view, the fact is that if we make another laugh or enjoy something the likelihood is they will take heed to that something, likewise, if we make someone laugh we can say what we like because they will not become upset at the fact we are talking about something that has potential to be upsetting.
In truth their is no one way to epitomize the views or beliefs of a comedian, they are somewhat cryptic and above our way of thinking imo.

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