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 Post subject: Re: Back Again..
PostPosted: 09 Oct 2008, 18:52 
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My plan ALWAYS:

Wear a condom(helps with the STD's)+girl on BC.Simple and effective.

And nowadays you get condoms so thin you can barely feel them...plus the dotted and the ribbed ones are much more helpful for the ladiez....

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PostPosted: 09 Oct 2008, 19:49 
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sex with condom = not worth my time.

get a girlfriend and get her tested if you are worried about stds.


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PostPosted: 09 Oct 2008, 21:31 
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ya... condoms just don't have the right feel...totally get tested...

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or just stop sexing up people you dont care about.

first pregnancy scare will teach you to never fuck a fat chick again.


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PostPosted: 09 Oct 2008, 22:30 
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Anon wrote:
a hysterectomy means tying the tubes, you mean a vagioplasty? it can be termporarily stretched and relaxed.


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Its rediculiuos to think they a penis being in a vagina makes it loose. Some women are looser and some women are tighter, naturally or via excercise.

The skin will always come back to a certain size.

Fat chicks always have bigger vags than skinny chicks, kuz they are bigger.


then why do some vag look like a sweet mound of goodness and others look like roast beef sammichs? It isn't genetic because I have seen one go from nice tight little coochie of lubbin into a droopy drippy mess. Is that a function of age?

My current SO had to have a hysterectomy and had the coochie rebuilt due to medical issues (we have the technoolgy, we can make it better...stronger...faster...) and I am telling you her OBGyn needs a fucking nobel prize for that shit. Voodoo-punany FTW!


Before I chime in on the actual topic here I have three corrections to make. A hysterectomy is the removal of the uterus, a tubal ligation is "getting your tubes tied". Any "ectomy" means you're removing something. Second, the lip fix surgery is called a Labiaplasty. And a third, skin can stretch without rebounding. Just look at some of the really really fat people that have gotten their stomachs stapled or just lost a lot of weight. The extra "roast beef" is mostly genetic but can result from stretching. Some cultures such as Rwanda actually promote large labia. *note to self* avoid Rwanda.

Now then... for something useful.

Stick with the pill. Condoms kill sensitivity, and the pull and pray isn't failsafe, no matter what anyone says. A buddy on my department now has a two year old daughter after pulling out before even feeling like he was even close to cuming and he put a condom on, and still managed to knock the girl up. And as a side note, this was a week after he got a 20 lb dumbbell dropped on his nuts.

And just keep going to the clinic if going to the doctor is gonna be a hassle.

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Anon wrote:
first pregnancy scare will teach you to never fuck a fat chick again.



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Anon, that's great and all, but i'm not walking around fucking 24 25 year olds who are "controlled", it's 16 17 year olds who ARE NOT.

Pulling out is not completely safe, and i hate walking around wondering.

I've done with and without a condom, so i know the difference. I prefer without, which is why the pill comes into play, If i didn't have a care either way i wouldn't be in this situation right now.

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I rescind my previous statement, grab the birth control, and demand your buddy gets tested with you if you wanna go the no condom route. Planned Parenthood makes both cheap and easy.

I am sure you can google one in your area.

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Yea, just go back to planned parenthood and get more pills. Its really simple. Tell your boy if he wants any booty hes gotta buy em. I've been practicing the same control for years. You either have it or you have kids.

But I'll keep my advice as simply as possible.

1) Get in car, or obtain ride to planned parenthood or other medical service provider
2) See doctor
3) Ask for b.c. pill. inquire about other methods like the shot, the little T shaped thing.
4) Follow BC instructions.
5) Sex up.


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Yea, just go back to planned parenthood and get more pills. Its really simple. Tell your boy if he wants any booty hes gotta buy em.


EXTORTION!!! But he'll go for it. Hell, I would.

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I wouldnt, but only because I want a girlfriend with a job. ;-p


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PostPosted: 10 Oct 2008, 12:17 
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Anon wrote:
Yea, just go back to planned parenthood and get more pills. Its really simple. Tell your boy if he wants any booty hes gotta buy em. I've been practicing the same control for years. You either have it or you have kids.

But I'll keep my advice as simply as possible.

1) Get in car, or obtain ride to planned parenthood or other medical service provider
2) See doctor
3) Ask for b.c. pill. inquire about other methods like the shot, the little T shaped thing.
4) Follow BC instructions.
5) Sex up.


Lol, thanks. At least there IS a number 4 this time.

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