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 Post subject: Whats the craziest thing your GF has ever done/said to you?
PostPosted: 07 May 2008, 23:44 
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im thinking.... ill come up with it by tomorrow. til then, let me know what you got!


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 Post subject: Re: Whats the craziest thing your GF has ever done/said to you?
PostPosted: 08 May 2008, 08:27 
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about 3 months into a relationship where we both decided to only see each other. we were having sex and and out of no where she says "i love you". we had known each other maybe a total of 4 months and barely tipped the iceberg on how much we knew about each other. needless to say i finished what i was doing and never talked to her again.

not a big fan of stage 4 clingers.

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 Post subject: Re: Whats the craziest thing your GF has ever done/said to you?
PostPosted: 08 May 2008, 09:43 
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lol after three months its hardly a stage 4! but ya i see your reasoning for aborting..


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 Post subject: Re: Whats the craziest thing your GF has ever done/said to you?
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There are 3 bottles of DDT in front of me,
if you don't come right away, I will drink them all..

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ohsuria wrote:
There are 3 bottles of DDT in front of me,
if you don't come right away, I will drink them all..


... uhhh.... hmmm

This was actually my BF, but still.

"Fuck me or I'll walk upstairs like this"

He was naked, no I didn't fuck him.

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 Post subject: Re: Whats the craziest thing your GF has ever done/said to you?
PostPosted: 29 Jul 2008, 09:21 
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oh man there are SOOO many things ex's have done and said that were insane. My one ex LOVED to blame everything she did on the her birth-sign. I'd come home from work - the whole place would be rearranged - because she had to reorganize the house every season - and then she'd want to paint. Or I'd come home and she'd have bags of stuff from the store because she "had a bad day" and felt it was better for her to spend rent money on new shoes.

Man I could fill up pages and pages and pages with insane crap - but I'm not gonna. LOL


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PostPosted: 18 Aug 2008, 02:24 
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One week into my last relationship,she says "do you know how i got these scars?" i say"not really" she says"i like to cut myself and watch the blood flow"

I ran.

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One week into my last relationship,she says "do you know how i got these scars?" i say"not really" she says"i like to cut myself and watch the blood flow"

I ran.


I ran so far awaaayyyy. And I ran. I ran all night and day.

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 Post subject: Re: Whats the craziest thing your GF has ever done/said to you?
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well.. let's just say that it involved edible lube, a couple sexual mind games, and some pop rocks.. and harry potter..(restrictedsection.org RAFO)

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 Post subject: Re: Whats the craziest thing your GF has ever done/said to you?
PostPosted: 25 Sep 2008, 01:27 
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Wow blestd i need to party with you that's awesome lol

but mine was

Me = "call me mary"
Her = "ya...wait what?! no no no stop hold on!"
Me = " OMG I WAS KIDDING NO DON"T STOP!!! DAMNIT!"
Her = " that's not funny or ok"


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 Post subject: Re: Whats the craziest thing your GF has ever done/said to you?
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My ex tried to stab me once. That's about it.

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The_Almighty_Stan wrote:
My ex tried to stab me once. That's about it.


Did you deserve it?

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The_Almighty_Stan wrote:
My ex tried to stab me once. That's about it.


Going by the av i'd sayyyyyyyyyyyy....YES OH MIGHTY FUCKING YEAH!

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EnleverJusteLeBord wrote:
The_Almighty_Stan wrote:
My ex tried to stab me once. That's about it.


Did you deserve it?



No I did not. She thought I was cheating on her and I wasn't.

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The_Almighty_Stan wrote:
EnleverJusteLeBord wrote:
The_Almighty_Stan wrote:
My ex tried to stab me once. That's about it.


Did you deserve it?




No I did not. She thought I was cheating on her and I wasn't.


Chicks are bitches and unreasonable. At times I wish I weren't one.

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 Post subject: Re: Whats the craziest thing your GF has ever done/said to you?
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I think that goes for both sexes.

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 Post subject: Re: Whats the craziest thing your GF has ever done/said to you?
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This is true..

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