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PostPosted: 09 Jul 2009, 16:10 
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So.. my bf just told me recently that he has a foot fetish. I find that pretty cool to be honest. Especially since that CSI episode, minus the killing. So I guess I'm the only one who knows, and he's asked me to do shit, like, idk how you'd describe it, I suppose a foot job for lack of a better phrase.

Now, this is not so much weird as new to me. I'd like to try this out, but am mildly afraid of, like, hurting him, or doing something wrong. Most people aren't so nimble with their feet.

Can someone, idk, shed some light on this? Maybe?

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 Post subject: Re: Feet
PostPosted: 09 Jul 2009, 16:30 
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Get a pedi before doing. It would be ashame to slice open his sack with your toe nails.

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 Post subject: Re: Feet
PostPosted: 09 Jul 2009, 17:13 
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For a moment I read "and he's asked me to do shit, like," as "and he's asked me to do a shit". I thought you didn't mention coprophillia. *Adds new word to spell check* This brought up images I'm anxious to get rid of as soon as possible.


Yeah, I'd suggest trimming your nails. And painting them up if you want them to look sexy, I suppose. All need do is sit opposite him, put your feet on either side of John Thomas and start going at it. Ask him what feels good and what doesn't, too.

Also, you'll tone your legs up in the process. It's the gift that keeps on giving. It truly is.

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 Post subject: Re: Feet
PostPosted: 09 Jul 2009, 18:54 
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ew.

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 Post subject: Re: Feet
PostPosted: 09 Jul 2009, 22:39 
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There is far more weirder kinky stuff yerla.

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 Post subject: Re: Feet
PostPosted: 10 Jul 2009, 07:53 
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Darkstar wrote:
John Thomas

ROFLMAO :bowrofl: :giggles: :bowrofl:

That so reminds me of Monty Python's "Penis song"


Good Evening Ladies and gentlemen
Here is a little number I tossed off at the academy.....


Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy it's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray! for your one eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your Cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dark
And you won't be coming back!


BOT: Chances are your boy toy is just turned on by something he saw on the intarweb and wants to try it. Humor him and give him a little pedo luvin (see what I did there?) It is probably a stage and he will be back to doing the same old "man-on-top-get-it-over-with-quick" in a couple weeks. As Red said, there is much worse he could be in to. At least he isn't wanting you to crap on him or something like that. Besides its always a good idea to build up favors so when you ask for a rim job he will owe you one.

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 Post subject: Re: Feet
PostPosted: 10 Jul 2009, 09:06 
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dageaux wrote:
Darkstar wrote:
John Thomas

ROFLMAO :bowrofl: :giggles: :bowrofl:


Funny fact - One of Dad's workmates is called John Thomas. I usually make a joke of it when he comes in with
"I was talking to John Thomas today and..."


Anyway, back on topic, just be glad he didn't ask you to use a strap-on on him. :rofl:

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PostPosted: 10 Jul 2009, 09:56 
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Yea I work with a guy named "Dick" He insists that we call him Dick... I mean What the Fuck.... Doesn't he know? Any way it makes me uncomfortable to refer to someone as Dick in a professional manner so I just don't say his name.

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 Post subject: Re: Feet
PostPosted: 10 Jul 2009, 09:57 
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you get used to it.. i've been brought up calling an uncle "uncle dick" instead of "uncle richard"

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 Post subject: Re: Feet
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Don't even get me started on my Great Aunt Titwank.

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 Post subject: Re: Feet
PostPosted: 10 Jul 2009, 10:42 
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A friend of mine named Randy went to England a few years ago and didn't understand why people were laughing at him when he introduced himself.

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 Post subject: Re: Feet
PostPosted: 10 Jul 2009, 14:53 
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make sure you wash them before you rub them on his junk, kuz your mouth is going on the junk next , i cant imagine you want to be sucking your own filthy feet juice of his hard manhammer


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PostPosted: 10 Jul 2009, 19:38 
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I, for one, came.

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