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Author:  thewwechampion [ 10 Jul 2009, 11:16 ]
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A young couple were married and they were having sex all the time during their honeymoon.

When the honeymoon was over they had to adjust their sex schedule to their work schedule. So every day the husband would get home at 5 o'clock, and every day they would go to bed at 5:15.

This went on for months, never missing a day until the wife came down with the flu and went to the doctor to get a flu shot.

The shot killed all the germs inside her except for three. These three germs were huddled together inside her body talking over their survival plans.

One germ said, "I am going to hide between two toes on her left foot. I don't think the antibiotics will find me there".

A second exclaimed, "I am going to hide behind her right ear. I don't think they'll find me there."

The last germ said, "I don't know about you guys, but when that 5:15 pulls out tonight, I'm gonna be on it!"

Author:  TKJ [ 10 Jul 2009, 11:21 ]
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I get it.

Author:  dageaux [ 10 Jul 2009, 12:11 ]
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A woman is in labor screaming obscenities at her husband.

He says, "Hey don't blame me I wanted to stick it in your ass, but no... you thought that might hurt"

Ba-dum tssh

Author:  YerlA [ 10 Jul 2009, 12:15 ]
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dageaux wrote:

Ba-dum tssh


great sound effect

Author:  JDC [ 11 Jul 2009, 09:20 ]
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there were these people on this forum. thewwechampion decided to say something funny in this one though.

Author:  crimsonred [ 11 Jul 2009, 10:47 ]
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You're doing that thing again kiwi.

Author:  Father [ 12 Jul 2009, 02:02 ]
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He can't stop it.

Author:  JDC [ 12 Jul 2009, 04:39 ]
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lol i was slightly drunk posting that. was meant to be "slightly humerous rip on wrestlingfag's lack of funny"
but came out as "jdc's an illiterate, senseless tool who ironically lacked teh funni too"

Author:  Darkstar [ 12 Jul 2009, 06:31 ]
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I appreciated the irony, personally.
When's your birthday? I'll send you a big book of jokes. Image

Author:  BayouGirl [ 13 Jul 2009, 10:37 ]
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JDC wrote:
lol i was slightly drunk posting that. was meant to be "slightly humerous rip on wrestlingfag's lack of funny"
but came out as "jdc's an illiterate, senseless tool who ironically lacked teh funni too"


haha, thats how they ALL come out!

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