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 Post subject: Plentyoffish.com
PostPosted: 09 Sep 2009, 10:00 
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I've signed up for some dating websites recently. I started with plentyoffish and okcupid. Both are 100% free.

I'll detail my misadventures here. You will get pics of the girls I actually take on dates. If anyone has any experience with this site, throw it out there. I've never tried it.

I sent like 8 messages here. So far I've gotten 3 messages, all ignored because they were not cute. I have sent about 8 messages to different girls. So far one replied.

We spoke for a while, then she said she had a secret, I asked whats your secret, does she have a penis? She said no, I'm pregnant but I'm not looking for a babys daddy. So I said fuchghhghghhhk. Kuz I was being hilarious when we were talking but fuckkkk. So I asked her how far along, she said 5 1/2 months. Yup I'm out.

My goal is 2 dates by the end of the month. If they all suck, then I'll pay for cupid.com, match.com, date.com, and eharmony.com in that order and only for a month each. Just thought I'd experiment with a new method of getting laid. I do fine in bars, but I can do this at work and when I'm at home, which is a plus


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 Post subject: Re: Plentyoffish.com
PostPosted: 09 Sep 2009, 10:22 
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You have way too much time on your hands Anon... I thought you got a new boat, haven't you got enough fishy smell yet?

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 Post subject: Re: Plentyoffish.com
PostPosted: 09 Sep 2009, 10:26 
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Anon, if I remember correctly, you're from West Des Moines or in that general area. Pickings around there are kinda slim man. (however, I always did have better luck in Des Moines and Ames than I did in Boone.) Either way, good luck and post the hilarious ones or somethin. I wanna see how this experiment turns out


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 Post subject: Re: Plentyoffish.com
PostPosted: 09 Sep 2009, 10:44 
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i do too, my friend said he met a chick online, shes hot and he wont say what site he used. so I thought id start w/ the free ones.


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 Post subject: Re: Plentyoffish.com
PostPosted: 09 Sep 2009, 11:44 
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See, what's actually happened is he met an old man who claimed to be a hot chick online and he's only just found out having bragged to his office buddies about it and is now being frosty with the details.

Good luck, though. I would've thought it'd be pretty competitive in a cattle market sort of environment. Is there a compulsory pre-registration psychopath test or do you have to found out which ones are the socio-paths yourself?

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 Post subject: Re: Plentyoffish.com
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2 have been read, no reply. one read deleted without reply.

3 other unread sent messages messages

So I guess I'm 1/4 in outgoing messages. Had this girl not ben pregnant I'm pretty sure I'd have gotten a date.


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 Post subject: Re: Plentyoffish.com
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latest reply: I'm 17. I only date up to age 21.

She said in her profile she was 19.


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 Post subject: Re: Plentyoffish.com
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Anon wrote:
Had this girl not ben pregnant I'm pretty sure I'd have gotten a date.


:rofl: :bowrofl:

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 Post subject: Re: Plentyoffish.com
PostPosted: 09 Sep 2009, 17:29 
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Pregnant chicks are usually horny so you could have definitley got you some. And you have the plus of not being able to accidentally impregnate her.

I think you should give her a call anon. Sounds like it could be good times.

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 Post subject: Re: Plentyoffish.com
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And the bonus(es) of a preggers chick are:

1.) You KNOW she puts out.
2.) she can't get any MORE preggers.

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 Post subject: Re: Plentyoffish.com
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More recently, I saw a profile with no pics of a 40 yr old seeknig younger man. sent her a message. she sent me pics. she was a whale.


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Anon wrote:
More recently, I saw a profile with no pics of a 40 yr old seeknig younger man. sent her a message. she sent me pics. she was a whale.


On the plus side, she'd probably put out :rofl:

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Anon wrote:
More recently, I saw a profile with no pics of a 40 yr old seeknig younger man. sent her a message. she sent me pics. she was a whale.


image?

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 Post subject: Re: Plentyoffish.com
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That's just good economy. You're getting more woman, and you could probably count her belly button as a fourth orifice.

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 Post subject: Re: Plentyoffish.com
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Sounds like a great place to go if you want to just get some with no standards

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 Post subject: Re: Plentyoffish.com
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deathsangel654 wrote:
Sounds like a great place to go if you want to just get some with no standards

Yeah, son.

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lol my 22year old cousin went on a post season drinking weekend away with his rugby team.. he was the only one that got some. three times. with the same 38year old lass. haha got her number for next time too.

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 Post subject: Re: Plentyoffish.com
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i had 2 girls come over this weekend. they looked ok in pics, but in person they were fat

i shouldve known too, one told me that her friend was 'fluffer' they showed up and were just fucking boring.


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 Post subject: Re: Plentyoffish.com
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Anon wrote:
i had 2 girls come over this weekend. they looked ok in pics, but in person they were fat

i shouldve known too, one told me that her friend was 'fluffer' they showed up and were just fucking boring.


This is why you get current pics.

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 Post subject: Re: Plentyoffish.com
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Anon wrote:
one told me that her friend was 'fluffer'.

You mean like in the porno industry?
:giggles:

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 Post subject: Re: Plentyoffish.com
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i wish. then they would've been perfect.


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so what the hell did it mean?

maybe she meant buffer, as in, she's buffer than me.. lol

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Maybe "Fluffier". Fluff is what fat girls call fat. "She is fluffier than me" means she is fatter than me, but I am fat too so I can't cast any stones from the balcony of this huge glass house I live in.

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 Post subject: Re: Plentyoffish.com
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ooh, speak in tongues they do..

I hope it's a well reinforced glass house... :giggles:

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