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 Post subject: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
PostPosted: 22 Sep 2009, 11:19 
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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
PostPosted: 22 Sep 2009, 18:35 
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how is your online dating going Anon?

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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
PostPosted: 22 Sep 2009, 19:21 
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That's probably a screen from his profile.

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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
PostPosted: 22 Sep 2009, 23:38 
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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2009, 10:19 
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Dude looks like Bill Mahr...

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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2009, 11:58 
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its not going. ;-(

But no body shot = no message from me


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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2009, 13:20 
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I think you may have to adjust your standards for this internet dating thing, Anon. These people are looking for love on the internet because the visual, tactile world hasn't worked for them. In fact, having standards at all doesn't appear to be terribly advantageous. :ugh:

Instead of looking for the most beautiful, look for the least ugly.

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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2009, 14:04 
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Darkstar wrote:
Instead of looking for the most beautiful, look for the least ugly.


A friend of mine swears by the G.U.E. (Go Ugly Early) method of picking up women, it works for him...

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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
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G.U.F. can also help you with the more attractive ones! The reaction is: "Why the hell did he go for her and not me?!"

Create aura of mystery... jajaaj!


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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
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YERLA! You only need one account on here.


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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
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:O:O Wtf, there only room for one latin here o_0

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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
PostPosted: 27 Sep 2009, 17:18 
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There's only room for so much ass. :h5:
In fact, no there isn't. :squint:

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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
PostPosted: 28 Sep 2009, 09:36 
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Darkstar wrote:
There's only room for so much ass. :h5:
In fact, no there isn't. :squint:


You people need to stop assuming I have Kim Kardashian's ass. I don't. My ass has a normal size.

And Anon, quit being such a bitch, if those ladies are on online dating it's probably 'cause they are not hot. deal.

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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
PostPosted: 28 Sep 2009, 09:50 
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YerlA wrote:
Darkstar wrote:
There's only room for so much ass. :h5:
In fact, no there isn't. :squint:


You people need to stop assuming I have Kim Kardashian's ass. I don't. My ass has a normal size.
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Not in my head it doesn't. :h5:

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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
PostPosted: 28 Sep 2009, 10:35 
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YerlA wrote:
You people need to stop assuming I have Kim Kardashian's ass. I don't. My ass has a normal size.

Don't I know it.

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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
PostPosted: 28 Sep 2009, 10:44 
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yerla ass > kim slutfagcuntwhoredasian's

bigger isn't always better yo. proportions.

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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
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yerla ass > kim slutfagcuntwhoredasian's

You leave Kimberly out of this.

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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
PostPosted: 28 Sep 2009, 20:43 
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Sorry Kim K.'s ass is just gross... Sleek and svelte; tight and firm, Like YerlA!!! That is the kinda latin ass I like. That ghetto shelf ass thing is just nasty.

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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
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:h5: dag, so yerla, your thoughts on eiffel tower?

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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
PostPosted: 28 Sep 2009, 22:11 
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hahaha, thanks dag and JDC
lets us stop this conversation before it gets creepy(er)
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sorry I don't have the ass of your cellulitic filled dreams

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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
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YerlA wrote:
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sorry I don't have the ass of your cellulitic filled dreams

I haven't seen it, so I wouldn't know; I don't exclusively and specifically enjoy asses like Ms. Kimberly Kardashian's.

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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
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i'd trash kim too, bruh

but i don't think she digs white guys.

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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
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who actually left there penis in that long enough to jizz and create another lifefucked kid

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 Post subject: Re: Online Dating didn't go so well for this guy
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prolly the same guy responsible for this

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