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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
PostPosted: 02 Feb 2010, 06:24 
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could be worse i could have induction loops in my ears like father

yeah no kidding, what a fgt.

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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
PostPosted: 02 Feb 2010, 06:29 
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it's called a flesh tunnel. that should never ever be a combination of words :|

Flesh should not be tunneled. :|

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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
PostPosted: 02 Feb 2010, 06:31 
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Flesh should not be tunneled. :|

isn't that what a vagina is?

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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
PostPosted: 02 Feb 2010, 06:33 
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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
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don't twice it fucker, you get what i mean

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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
PostPosted: 02 Feb 2010, 11:43 
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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
PostPosted: 02 Feb 2010, 11:53 
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YerlA wrote:
no, he's here but we decided to wait till marriage

OK I read this isn't troo, but it made me think

Does anyone honestly think they would marry another person without ever having had sex with that person? I understand religious beliefs and whatnot, but I never really thought anyone really did this anymore.

Regardless of religious beliefs, sexual compatibility is a major factor in relationships. Would you buy a car without test driving it?

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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
PostPosted: 02 Feb 2010, 12:07 
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Sex, in the eyes of religion, is for reproduction purposes.

(sings) "One stroke at a time, sweet Jesus. One stroke at a time, sweet Lord."

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dageaux wrote:
YerlA wrote:
no, he's here but we decided to wait till marriage

OK I read this isn't troo, but it made me think

Does anyone honestly think they would marry another person without ever having had sex with that person? I understand religious beliefs and whatnot, but I never really thought anyone really did this anymore.

Regardless of religious beliefs, sexual compatibility is a major factor in relationships. Would you buy a car without test driving it?


No. sex is way too important...

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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
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People on this forum clearly aren't getting enough.

All I'm saying.

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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
PostPosted: 02 Feb 2010, 12:23 
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CLEARLY


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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
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Ya think Mzz??? My supply kinda got cut off, i'm feeling like a pit-bull on Viagra at the moment...

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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
PostPosted: 02 Feb 2010, 12:40 
Have you tried turning it off and on again
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I think my supply is fine. Pretty faaine.

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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
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Ya think Mzz??? My supply kinda got cut off, i'm feeling like a pit-bull on Viagra at the moment...



LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

I was not even talking to you but omg I love you cause that shit made me cough up a lung I laughed so hard.

:h5: Burn a bowl in the living room man - you can do that shit now.

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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
PostPosted: 02 Feb 2010, 14:29 
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Yeah, I'm sittin at the month and a half mark again. Got an offer last night. Had to turn it down.Stupid morals and what not.


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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
PostPosted: 02 Feb 2010, 14:30 
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mzziqztixl wrote:
Mark Peterman wrote:
Ya think Mzz??? My supply kinda got cut off, i'm feeling like a pit-bull on Viagra at the moment...



LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

I was not even talking to you but omg I love you cause that shit made me cough up a lung I laughed so hard.

:h5: Burn a bowl in the living room man - you can do that shit now.

Rad.

What he said, except my advice would be: go pick up a young skank at your bar, bring her home, fuck her like a bear on crack on your ex's sheets and then kick her out immediately after climax (yours not hers)

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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
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It is truley awesome being a woman. I have not had a dry spell at all :h5:

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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
PostPosted: 03 Feb 2010, 11:32 
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I couldnt even tell what it was until you said that

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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
PostPosted: 03 Feb 2010, 17:23 
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lol ive just seen your changes =D

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 Post subject: Re: Fetishes
PostPosted: 03 Feb 2010, 18:39 
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