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 Post subject: Road head
PostPosted: 29 Aug 2008, 15:09 
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Ass grass or gas is what i try to tell her, but no matter what i say she wont blow on my man hammer while i drive us places (over 15 mins away, or AT ALL!)

anyway, vag, how do i get my gf to start blowin my flute while im moseying down the interstate?


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 Post subject: Re: Road head
PostPosted: 29 Aug 2008, 15:19 
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There's something new I need to try...

All my suggestions are just by daydreaming it in my head because I've yet to try this. (but now that you say something...)

For starters... make sure you drive an automatic. There's nothing less fun than getting an elbow banged in the head each time you change gears.

Drive a very tall truck or drive on rural streets if you think she's worried about getting caught.

or: What I think should always work to get a woman to do anything...
Tell her that you want it to be a special experience that only you two have ever shared.

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 Post subject: Re: Road head
PostPosted: 29 Aug 2008, 15:41 
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Go about 120 and tell her your brakes are out

problem solved

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 Post subject: Re: Road head
PostPosted: 29 Aug 2008, 23:22 
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Explain to her that you won't crash.

Trust me.

And listen to MissB.

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 Post subject: Re: Road head
PostPosted: 29 Aug 2008, 23:34 
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EnleverJusteLeBord wrote:
listen to FEAR


Damn good advice

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 Post subject: Re: Road head
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all I had to do with my ex was ask very nicely...and compromise...try something that she wants to try also.


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PostPosted: 30 Aug 2008, 19:25 
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Fear wrote:
Go about 120 and tell her your brakes are out

problem solved


suddenly she'll feel an urge to die while sucking dick? strange...

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 Post subject: Re: Road head
PostPosted: 30 Aug 2008, 19:26 
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YerlA wrote:
Fear wrote:
Go about 120 and tell her your brakes are out

problem solved


suddenly she'll feel an urge to die while sucking dick? strange...


SoMe PeOpLe ArE iNtO tHaT

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 Post subject: Re: Road head
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I am trying to remember how I convinced the ex to do this a couple times. I honestly think she just offered though and I was like "whaaa..."

I'd like to make it out like I did something GQ. But I think I probably looked like a red faced school boy who got peeking into the girls locker room. I do remember I kept slamming the clutch in randomly which can be problematic if she is leaning over and keeps grinding the gears in and out. So watch out for that.

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 Post subject: Re: Road head
PostPosted: 24 Sep 2008, 14:44 
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She's just got to want to do it. Some woman like the thrill of it and some dont.

MissBrown wrote:
Drive a very tall truck or drive on rural streets if you think she's worried about getting caught.


A small car, a boat....wherever is a good for me! The more of a chance you can be seen the better!

EDIT - Just realized how old this post was. So did she do it yet??

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 Post subject: Re: Road head
PostPosted: 24 Sep 2008, 15:23 
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no she hasnt :squint:


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 Post subject: Re: Road head
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Road head is part of my pre-nup

:bj:

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 Post subject: Re: Road head
PostPosted: 24 Sep 2008, 15:59 
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Anon wrote:
no she hasnt :squint:


Awh, sucks for you. Some woman just dont like doing it.

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 Post subject: Re: Road head
PostPosted: 24 Sep 2008, 16:03 
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She did read the thread and yell at me for it though :eek:


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 Post subject: Re: Road head
PostPosted: 24 Sep 2008, 16:04 
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Anon wrote:
She did read the thread and yell at me for it though :eek:


LOL!
To Anon's Girfriend...JUST DO IT ALREADY!
1. He'll shut up about it
2. You'll Love the Thrill of it.

Hope this helps :-)

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 Post subject: Re: Road head
PostPosted: 24 Sep 2008, 16:04 
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somewhat related u guise

I was driving home and I found a HUMAN head in the middle of the street

I was liek
WTF??????!!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Road head
PostPosted: 24 Sep 2008, 16:08 
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Fear wrote:
somewhat related u guise

I was driving home and I found a HUMAN head in the middle of the street

I was liek
WTF??????!!!!!!


Orly? so then what happened??????

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 Post subject: Re: Road head
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BayouGirl25 wrote:
Fear wrote:
somewhat related u guise

I was driving home and I found a HUMAN head in the middle of the street

I was liek
WTF??????!!!!!!


Orly? so then what happened??????


1. I picked up the head
2. put it in a car seat
3. ??????
4. Profit

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 Post subject: Re: Road head
PostPosted: 24 Sep 2008, 17:37 
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well i found if you set the mood in the car it is easier, maybe some sounds of the ocean on your tape player or lite jazz followed by the old secret of vanilla scented candles in the backseat and a good old dirty talking does the trick (wink)


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 Post subject: Re: Road head
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it must be made... i needs pron of it!@!!!!!!!!!111112

plez Fear????

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Goldenlolcano wrote:
well i found if you set the mood in the car it is easier, maybe some sounds of the ocean on your tape player or lite jazz followed by the old secret of vanilla scented candles in the backseat and a good old dirty talking does the trick (wink)


WOW, u really know women

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blest'd wrote:
it must be made... i needs pron of it!@!!!!!!!!!111112

plez Fear????


I'm now afraid to post in that thread for fear of other people posting in it and turning it into 4 pages of shitty watered down shit. like a certain NSFW pic thread

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 Post subject: Re: Road head
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im sorry not all porn can contain cake farts or midgets with battering rams and roman candles screaming quotes from the movie event horizen


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YerlA wrote:

WOW, u really know women



ahhahahahahahahahaha

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Fear wrote:
blest'd wrote:
it must be made... i needs pron of it!@!!!!!!!!!111112

plez Fear????


I'm now afraid to post in that thread for fear of other people posting in it and turning it into 4 pages of shitty watered down shit. like a certain NSFW pic thread


if you do decide to create it.. make sure you include da proffit!!

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