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PostPosted: 02 Sep 2008, 21:57 
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...amount of time without having sex?


(i don't feel like searching, apologies if it is repeated?)

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1 1/2 weeks after I moved out of my mommy's house

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and before that?

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YerlA wrote:
and before that?


Well there was 11 years between when I lost mai V-card and then sex came and went so ????

It wasn't over 3 months post v-card losing

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Fear wrote:
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It wasn't over 3 months post v-card losing


that was my question

btw 11 is so young

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YerlA wrote:
btw 11 is so young


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did you get raped by the babysitter? and the babysitter's boyfriend? or did you just say fuck beatin off to pam anderson and rape the babysitter and her boyfriend?

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did you get raped by the babysitter? and the babysitter's boyfriend? or did you just say fuck beatin off to pam anderson and rape the babysitter and her boyfriend?


blest'd = virgin

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honestly it was like...5 months at one point. yikes im awesome.

plus i lost mine at 17. so i'm pretty much a total loser across the board

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nah, i lost mine at 18...but i only went 1 month without having sex after that

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i cashed mine in when i was 17.. and the longest was about a year and a half..

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i think ive gone maybe 3-4 months max since 15;

never more than a month since i started (and finished) college.


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blest'd wrote:
i cashed mine in when i was 17.. and the longest was about a year and a half..


wow...

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what?

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1 year and a half

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exactly....how did u do that? i haven't had sex in 3 weeks and i'm loosing my mind already :S

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i'm a single white male..? i don't have a lot of money.. and for some apparent reason, i'm not that attractive..

idk.. maybe it's cuz i was still in the process of getting over my first ex.. idk.. then i found the one i'm not-with-but-want-to-be-her-everything..

i have no idea where that's gonna go.. it's a deep fkn mess...

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i'm gonna stick up for faggot, bad sense of humor, robot chicken-is-better-than-athf blest'd here for some unknown reason.

see a woman can go out to a bar/club if she is somewhat attractive and put together and pretty much pick out a random guy, beckon, and no question asked boink all night and bounce. done.

for some stupid fucking reason women don't reciprocate except in rare occasions of drunken stupor or desperation so we have to put forth effort and do a bunch of shit for the same result.

my point being ..idk... fuck you, "what is the chase and how do i cut to it?"

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mzziq; all ya do is you say "Hi my name is_____"


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mzziqztixl wrote:
i'm gonna stick up for faggot, bad sense of humor, robot chicken-is-better-than-athf blest'd here for some unknown reason.

see a woman can go out to a bar/club if she is somewhat attractive and put together and pretty much pick out a random guy, beckon, and no question asked boink all night and bounce. done.

for some stupid fucking reason women don't reciprocate except in rare occasions of drunken stupor or desperation so we have to put forth effort and do a bunch of shit for the same result.

my point being ..idk... fuck you, "what is the chase and how do i cut to it?"


If you ever go past 3 months

fuck a fat chick

seriously

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I'll consider it next time i get there. I'd prefer just to not get there again.

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I'll consider it next time i get there. I'd prefer just to not get there again.

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I was 13 when I lost mine.
Not sure how long Ive gone without it though, Ive been married since I was 20.
There are times when I go almost 2 weeks without it. My husband and I are so busy all the time after work and on weekends we just get to tired. ((Sucks being married!!))

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I think sex was the last thing on my mind when i was 13...

3 weeks are over, i had yummy sex :p

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