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PostPosted: 08 Sep 2008, 14:23 
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YerlA wrote:

3 weeks are over, i had yummy sex :p


Yea for you :-) :h5:

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 Post subject: Re: longest...
PostPosted: 10 Sep 2008, 15:29 
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I think sex was the last thing on my mind when i was 13...

3 weeks are over, i had yummy sex :p


Yerla you damn nympho! :D Wait for me!

Anyway,i think around 3 and a 1/2 months was my longest since i was 17.

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a few months. Maybe 4 at the most. I try not to remember those times. hah


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PostPosted: 22 Oct 2008, 17:09 
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2 weeks and probably they are going to become a lot more since i HATE my stupid ex bf and i'm determined not to have sex w him again

I must resist

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PostPosted: 22 Oct 2008, 17:19 
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YerlA wrote:
2 weeks and probably they are going to become a lot more since i HATE my stupid ex bf and i'm determined not to have sex w him again

I must resist


is that the same one who you dumped and then he dumped you or however that saga went?

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Longest I ever went was a year and 8 months... Wasn't as hard as it sounds =/

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yerla explain why women keep coming back to assholes

my ex keeps coming back to me and i consistently say "i don't want a relationship with you" then we boink and i don't call her for a couple days?

plus she's like really hot and could find anybody i imagine

wtf is wrong with you women?

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we want what we can't get
Nah, personally, I'm in love w him and I truly believe we have a life together...and so does him, he's just to proud to be with me after i broke up with him (he would have to tell his little buddies he came back to me, and apparently that's the worst thing ever...)
anyway, i'm definitely over w him now and my love has turned to hate, so now i plan to be a complete slut until i feel i'm over him....what do you think? great plan, hum? is either that or i become an alcoholic or a fucking emo

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Longest I ever went was a year and 8 months... Wasn't as hard as it sounds =/


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we want what we can't get
Nah, personally, I'm in love w him and I truly believe we have a life together...and so does him, he's just to proud to be with me after i broke up with him (he would have to tell his little buddies he came back to me, and apparently that's the worst thing ever...)
anyway, i'm definitely over w him now and my love has turned to hate, so now i plan to be a complete slut until i feel i'm over him....what do you think? great plan, hum? is either that or i become an alcoholic or a fucking emo


how about an alcoholic emo?oh that'll be great....for us :)

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YerlA wrote:
The_Almighty_Stan wrote:
Longest I ever went was a year and 8 months... Wasn't as hard as it sounds =/


:eek:


I'm serious. Past a certain point it just becomes an afterthought.

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complete slut ill take. you can have her when she's an alcoholic emo.

i live in boston. come on up. bring a camera. this is all for the sake of revenge remember.

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complete slut ill take. you can have her when she's an alcoholic emo.

i live in boston. come on up. bring a camera. this is all for the sake of revenge remember.


wait..why the revenge?

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complete slut ill take. you can have her when she's an alcoholic emo.

i live in boston. come on up. bring a camera. this is all for the sake of revenge remember.


wait..why the revenge?


did you read my post?? revenge to my stupid ex bf that is now not certaing about his feelings towards me, and believes we should be apart for a while

fucking asshole, he's 26 years old! grow the fuck up....

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crimsonred wrote:
mzziqztixl wrote:
complete slut ill take. you can have her when she's an alcoholic emo.

i live in boston. come on up. bring a camera. this is all for the sake of revenge remember.


wait..why the revenge?


did you read my post?? revenge to my stupid ex bf that is now not certaing about his feelings towards me, and believes we should be apart for a while

fucking asshole, he's 26 years old! grow the fuck up....


oh i thought mizzle shizzle had some revenge planned for you...anyway,seriously,leave him the fuck alone.if he's not certain now,he won't be.ever.

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fuck you crim, you're not good at making ppl feel better 'bout themselves :(

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fuck you crim, you're not good at making ppl feel better 'bout themselves :(


ey...i didn't want to make you feel bad.i mean i wasn't trying to.all i'm saying is that you deserve better.seriously..

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Married 13 years... pretty much that whole time....

Ok seriously I did keep a sex diary one year when I was still married, I had sex with her 8 times in one calendar year.... after that I said fuck it and started cheating on the bitch.

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Ok seriously I did keep a sex diary one year when I was still married, I had sex with her 8 times in one calendar year.... after that I said fuck it and started cheating on the bitch.


You were married and you did it EIGHT times in ONE year?That's way too low creepy ol' man! :)

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you could have gotten a divorce instead of cheating on the poor bitch...

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im pretty sure that was sarcasm

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mmm...he said "seriously"...

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yea really 8 times in 12 months.. and yes I did cheat on her, would do it again. I was doing the whole "stay together for the kids", but damn a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do and once every 7 weeks is just fucking ridiculous.

In retrospect my biggest regret in that relationship was hiring a lawyer instead of a hit-man.

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i keep trying to laugh but the part of my brain with decency won't let me ... but jesus lol fucking wow christ.

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