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 Post subject: How do I
PostPosted: 06 Jan 2009, 11:16 
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get my girlfriend to stop tanning. She looks gross when she does it for the next two days. She says it clears up her skin. Does that mean if I want her to stop I have to buy her pro-active or whatever it is that puff daddy uses?

I dont mind a real tan, I'm talking about the fake orange glow in the middle of winter. It looks fucking retarded.


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 Post subject: Re: How do I
PostPosted: 06 Jan 2009, 11:31 
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LOL! Good luck with getting her to stop. Alot of girls get addicted to that shit. I go right before summer but only for about a month. I never get that dark so you really cant tell that I go.

Have you really told her that it looks like shit? Cause that would be enough for me to stop right there. Maybe you should get her some proactive. I heard that stuff really does work.

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 Post subject: Re: How do I
PostPosted: 06 Jan 2009, 12:24 
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yup. I tell her that repeatedly, I think she likes that tho. I mean shit, if she wanted a guy to be really nice to her all the time she would've left me ages ago.

I Called her like oompa loompa, asked her if she wants to go pick pumpkins, shit like that.... im running outta ammo for the insults tho. Fuck I even asked if she overdosed on Oranges.


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 Post subject: Re: How do I
PostPosted: 06 Jan 2009, 12:32 
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I dunno why white people have a fascination with tanning. Seriously, why would you want to be darker?

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 Post subject: Re: How do I
PostPosted: 06 Jan 2009, 13:00 
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Damn Anon, oompa loompa! Thats pretty fucked up! Maybe actually try telling her in a serious way, try that yet?

Personally, I like tan a tan body better. If you are pale, its only pretty if the white chick has really pretty skin to pull it off.
tanning just looks good though. Makes me feel better but you HAVE to do it in moderation.

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 Post subject: Re: How do I
PostPosted: 06 Jan 2009, 13:03 
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cept shes been doing it more recently, it looks fucking tacky.


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 Post subject: Re: How do I
PostPosted: 06 Jan 2009, 13:47 
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Start putting up posters of hot, naked and pale girls around your house?

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 Post subject: Re: How do I
PostPosted: 06 Jan 2009, 16:44 
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Okay really? She's willing to put up with "better skin" (TANNING MYTH YOU FUCKNUTS) to die of cancer later? Seriously, this thread made me fucking angry. Why? Why are people so dumb.

Did you explain what it's going to do to her skin LATER?

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There are many side effects of tanning. Skin cancer is one of the more dangerous side effects. A decreased immune system is another side effect. UVA rays can penetrate all the way down to blood vessels and nerves causing this decrease in immune function. Other side effects of tanning include premature wrinkles, age spots, vision problems, and a leathery appearance to the skin. While skin cancer may take years to appear, wrinkles and other signs of prematurely aging can occur more quickly.

http://ezinearticles.com/?Tanning-Too-Much&id=636710

Jesus fucking Christ.

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 Post subject: Re: How do I
PostPosted: 06 Jan 2009, 17:07 
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chop her legs off so she can't go there

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 Post subject: Re: How do I
PostPosted: 06 Jan 2009, 17:14 
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anyone got any larger sized photos of tanned bodies that are nasty?


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 Post subject: Re: How do I
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find that american dad clip where the two homos are talking about the chicks skin and how they want that color leather for their couch at home.

if that doesn't drive the point home then pop in a home movie of melanoma. if that doesn't work...hide her car keys.

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 Post subject: Re: How do I
PostPosted: 06 Jan 2009, 18:46 
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Those kinds of orange chicks scare me. Quite honestly I think of girls like that as the counterpart to the guido dudes. I would post a picture but I'm on my phone.

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