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 Post subject: Ouchies..
PostPosted: 20 Jan 2009, 16:33 
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What do you girls do to tone down the ouch-ness of cramps? Midol doesn't work because of my tolerance to meds, nor does mass amounts of caffeine, a heating pad, or screaming at anything that pisses me off(which is generally everything). It's not that I can't handle it, it's just that standing almost all day hurts, and it gets annoying.

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 Post subject: Re: Ouchies..
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hand stands? i heard keeping your legs elevated helps...

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 Post subject: Re: Ouchies..
PostPosted: 20 Jan 2009, 23:06 
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grow a penis i hear the cramps go right out the door


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 Post subject: Re: Ouchies..
PostPosted: 20 Jan 2009, 23:17 
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Birth Control!!!!
Another reason to let your mom know that you need to get on the pill. Before I was on the pill I had bad cramps. Thats what takes them away.

Get on the pill En. I know you said your mom wont do it but you need to find a way to get on them.

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 Post subject: Re: Ouchies..
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LOVEGUN wrote:
grow a penis i hear the cramps go right out the door


That sounds like the best idea so far En

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LOVEGUN wrote:
grow a penis i hear the cramps go right out the door

:werd:

there is not a single day of my life that I do not sit back and thank my lucky stars I was born male....

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 Post subject: Re: Ouchies..
PostPosted: 21 Jan 2009, 09:21 
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Exercise...get those muscles stretched...

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Lol!! The ToT bitches are on the same cycle...

Birth control and heat. And if that doesn't take care of it, see a doctor it could be something worse like mine. Dead givaway would be the same pains on different times of the month too. Sometimes, if I roll out of bed the wrong way, I'll get the feeling that my insides are in a knot and I'm left paralyzed... Good luck.

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 Post subject: Re: Ouchies..
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Fuck exercising. I fucking hurt!

I could try the birth control card again.. I'm technically not supposed to go anywhere with anyone so in theory, according to my mom, there's no way I'm having sex, thus I AM actually getting it for cramps and regularity. Yay! Thanks guys.

B, serious like what you were talking about in sanctuary..?

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 Post subject: Re: Ouchies..
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EnleverJusteLeBord wrote:
B, serious like what you were talking about in sanctuary..?

Ya.

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 Post subject: Re: Ouchies..
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Huh, yeah.. I'll get it checked out.. I'ma ask mommy dearest for BC too sometime soon, so hopefully that'll help.

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 Post subject: Re: Ouchies..
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I hope that works well. BC didn't work for me or hormones or the stuff that "stops" your period, I still get pains.

Hydrocodone... I hate it, but that's all I got now...

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 Post subject: Re: Ouchies..
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my ex (the psycho- and thats saying something for me but I digress) used to get this shit hard core. I'd get her stoned. seemed to really help her. that and a ton of tylenol extra strength

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 Post subject: Re: Ouchies..
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Arcing Ropes Of Jism wrote:
Knave wrote:
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 Post subject: Re: Ouchies..
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Knave wrote:
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Once again, get the hell out of my thread.

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 Post subject: Re: Ouchies..
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Marijuana. But uhh, that might not be available to you. Really helps though... Or so I hear.

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Gevalia wrote:
Marijuana. But uhh, that might not be available to you. Really helps though... Or so I hear.


That's what I hear too.. *coughs* Hear, I wouldn't know, I hear things..

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 Post subject: Re: Ouchies..
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you got a cough Enlever???

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 Post subject: Re: Ouchies..
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EnleverJusteLeBord wrote:
I hear things..



That'll be all of the pot.

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 Post subject: Re: Ouchies..
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I really should get that cough checked out, I wouldn't want anyone getting sick.

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 Post subject: Re: Ouchies..
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EnleverJusteLeBord wrote:
I really should get that cough checked out, I wouldn't want anyone getting sick.


good thing you dont smoke, if you're coughing like that already...

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 Post subject: Re: Ouchies..
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she does smoke...after i've shunted her in the pooper, shhhh

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EnleverJusteLeBord wrote:
Gevalia wrote:
Marijuana. But uhh, that might not be available to you. Really helps though... Or so I hear.


That's what I hear too.. *coughs* Hear, I wouldn't know, I hear things..


I totally understand. ;)

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