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 Post subject: Re: Anal Then...
PostPosted: 03 Jun 2009, 17:11 
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no, thanks, i'd much rather not having sex for 4 days. anal scares me (and it's gross)


My(and many other men) philosophy is... If a woman ever says you got a little cock,shove it up their arse... they soon change their mind, this brings me to my hypothesis. you must have had a lot of massive cock to have never tested this theory...

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PostPosted: 03 Jun 2009, 22:18 
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YerlA wrote:
no, thanks, i'd much rather not having sex for 4 days. anal scares me (and it's gross)


My(and many other men) philosophy is... If a woman ever says you got a little cock,shove it up their arse... they soon change their mind, this brings me to my hypothesis. you must have had a lot of massive cock to have never tested this theory...


actually....yes! lol, i've tried it, it's fucking impossible

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PostPosted: 04 Jun 2009, 13:21 
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YerlA wrote:
Mark Peterman wrote:
YerlA wrote:
no, thanks, i'd much rather not having sex for 4 days. anal scares me (and it's gross)


My(and many other men) philosophy is... If a woman ever says you got a little cock,shove it up their arse... they soon change their mind, this brings me to my hypothesis. you must have had a lot of massive cock to have never tested this theory...


actually....yes! lol, i've tried it, it's fucking impossible


Nonsense, you just need lots of KY and a bottle of wine... If that doesn't work, well use Crisco and chloroform.

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Madlife wrote:

Nonsense, you just need lots of KY and a bottle of wine... If that doesn't work, well use Crisco and chloroform.


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PostPosted: 04 Jun 2009, 15:41 
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Madlife wrote:
YerlA wrote:
Mark Peterman wrote:
YerlA wrote:
no, thanks, i'd much rather not having sex for 4 days. anal scares me (and it's gross)


My(and many other men) philosophy is... If a woman ever says you got a little cock,shove it up their arse... they soon change their mind, this brings me to my hypothesis. you must have had a lot of massive cock to have never tested this theory...


actually....yes! lol, i've tried it, it's fucking impossible


Nonsense, you just need lots of KY and a bottle of wine... If that doesn't work, well use Crisco and chloroform.


yeeea....I think i'm still gonna pass :ugh:

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Madlife wrote:
Nonsense, you just need lots of KY and a bottle of wine... If that doesn't work, well use Crisco and chloroform.

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Hey, YerlA do you know what Chloroform smells like???

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Mark Peterman wrote:
YerlA wrote:
no, thanks, i'd much rather not having sex for 4 days. anal scares me (and it's gross)


My(and many other men) philosophy is... If a woman ever says you got a little cock,shove it up their arse... they soon change their mind, this brings me to my hypothesis. you must have had a lot of massive cock to have never tested this theory...


You have a small cawk too? join the club playa

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Mark Peterman wrote:
Hey, YerlA do you know what Chloroform smells like???


Lol...wait...actually....I do!!

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YerlA wrote:
no, thanks, i'd much rather not having sex for 4 days. anal scares me (and it's gross)


My(and many other men) philosophy is... If a woman ever says you got a little cock,shove it up their arse... they soon change their mind, this brings me to my hypothesis. you must have had a lot of massive cock to have never tested this theory...


You have a small cawk too? join the club playa


Still have a HAWT wife though...

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Mark Peterman wrote:
Hey, YerlA do you know what Chloroform smells like???


Lol...wait...actually....I do!!


There must be a story to that... who abused you?

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Mark Peterman wrote:
YerlA wrote:
Mark Peterman wrote:
Hey, YerlA do you know what Chloroform smells like???


Lol...wait...actually....I do!!


There must be a story to that... who abused you?


no one did, I study science :D

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PostPosted: 05 Jun 2009, 10:30 
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She studies something related to biology...so I guess she's pretty accustomed to the smell.

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PostPosted: 05 Jun 2009, 10:32 
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God dang...gotta hit the post button a little faster.

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Mark Peterman wrote:
YerlA wrote:
Mark Peterman wrote:
Hey, YerlA do you know what Chloroform smells like???


Lol...wait...actually....I do!!


There must be a story to that... who abused you?



Good for you.. I like smart chicks!

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Good for you.. I like smart chicks!


this post makes my brain hurt :squint:


lol, yeah! anyway, we use chloroform to sleep the flies
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you have to go outside everytime u r about to faint

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