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PostPosted: 21 Jan 2009, 08:42 
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Was watching this porno, the guy had a pretty big knob (to be fair) and was shafting the lady's arse right to the hilt. You see this quite a lot in the pornos and it always jars against my understanding of how to properly perform the anal. The proper sex education advice you get says to be gentle and not go too deep cos you can cause permanent injury and/or tear the sphincter muscles. Moreso, I've heard that if you shove a very long dildo up arse it can even be fatal (something to do with the colon). Is this all bollocks then? Confusing. Next time I persuade the Mrs. to let me go in through the back I would like to go up to the hilt like you see in the pornos, but I don't want to hurt her like.

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Was watching this porno, the guy had a pretty big knob (to be fair) and was shafting the lady's arse right to the hilt. You see this quite a lot in the pornos and it always jars against my understanding of how to properly perform the anal. The proper sex education advice you get says to be gentle and not go too deep cos you can cause permanent injury and/or tear the sphincter muscles. Moreso, I've heard that if you shove a very long dildo up arse it can even be fatal (something to do with the colon). Is this all bollocks then? Confusing. Next time I persuade the Mrs. to let me go in through the back I would like to go up to the hilt like you see in the pornos, but I don't want to hurt her like.



Lots of lube and lots of practice probably help. I read somewhere that if a girl does it frequently, its a little more flexible and resiliant than one that rarely does it. Dont know if thats true though..

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Start off with a lot of foreplay. (for her, not you...) When a woman is fully aroused, the pain receptors are low.

If its her first time, start off slow and cautiously. Make sure she doesn't clench up, wait until she's comfortable before thinking about speed and rhythm.

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It hurts (like hell) I would seriously knock my so out if he treated me like a porn star while doing it that way. just talk with your wife, she may be able to work up to that point though. Every woman is different.

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Just gotta train the body to handle it. Communicate what is comfortable and what isn't. It always hurts at first, but if she is at arousal before entry then it won't as much and it'll be easier to orgasm for her that way.

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yeah. bumped now that we've seen your wifey :h5:

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I love this thread, let's just make sure it never dies. :)


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Tell us of your anal experiences then;

was it less painful with the dude who couldn't keep it up?

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Haha I actually don't ever want an anal experience. It kind of frightens me.


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Its cause you saw that vid in NSFW aint it?

ya know the one..."1 guy 1 jamjar"

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Its cause you saw that vid in NSFW aint it?

ya know the one..."1 guy 1 jamjar"


Yeah definitely saw that.
& I've decided that sticking anything up there is way beyond my comfort zone.


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The few girls that have been willing to do anal have been gung-ho for the shit. They had no troubles.

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The few girls that have been willing to do anal have been gung-ho for the shit. They had no troubles.


Well at least I can rule out the possibility that you've been fooling around with my GF.

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Go on Micust let Stan chow down on ya birds poo salad.

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you spelled red as tide.. and why was there lightning in that vagina? and why was there chomping?

but it is true, when the river runs red you should take the dirt road. am i right?

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no, thanks, i'd much rather not having sex for 4 days. anal scares me (and it's gross)

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no, thanks, i'd much rather not having sex for 4 days. anal scares me (and it's gross)


Ever tried it?

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So I really really really want to do it but Ive tried and its just so painful. I was talking to my friend about it the other day cause she does it and likes it alot. Ive always had questions about it, like does it make you have to use the bathroom? She said it does. She said she has to go like 2 mins or so after doing it.

Thats just disgusting. "hey baby, can you wipe the cum off my ass real quick?" "I need to hurry and go take a shit now!"

umm, gross...I dont think I will ever do it now learning that. Oh and she also said it can smell sometimes AND sometimes there is actually shit on his dick!!!! Why would guess want that?

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Maybe you can take a huge dump just before.

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