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 Post subject: Hey Mzz
PostPosted: 05 Feb 2009, 18:38 
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Found the perfect girl for you since you seem to like the psychotic women....


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One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm



A drunken fling ended in disaster for a man who woke up to find his lover's name carved into his arm.

Dominique Fisher, 22, used a Stanley knife to write her name on Wayne Robinson's upper arm.

She inflicted the injuries on the 24-year-old at her home in Blackburn, Lancashire.
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One-night stand gone awry: Wayne Fisher awoke to find Dominique Fisher had carved her name into his arm

Mr Robinson woke to find his body decorated with a star on his back, 'Dominique' written on his upper right arm, and numerous slash marks on his left arm and shoulder.

He told police he had drunk vodka and taken Valium and was not awake during the incident on the night of June 14 last year.

Mr Robinson said he panicked when he woke up and took a taxi back to his home in Fleetwood, Lancashire.

He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.
Dominique Frances Fisher
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Fisher was found guilty of unlawfully wounding Mr Robinson. She will be sentenced later this month

'When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn't even wake her to ask what she'd done.'

'I'm scarred for life,' he told The Sun. 'I wish I'd never met her.'

Fisher was found guilty of one charge of unlawful wounding at Preston Crown Court on Monday, following a two-day trial.

She will be sentenced on February 27 at Preston Crown Court


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1136287/One-night-stand-man-wakes-lover-carved-arm.html

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mzz
PostPosted: 06 Feb 2009, 01:20 
Have you tried turning it off and on again
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LMAO!! But she looks do-able.

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mzz
PostPosted: 06 Feb 2009, 01:24 
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Oh I'd do her but I sure as hell wouldn't turn my back on the crazy bitch. I've had enough experience with stabby women. Haha

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mzz
PostPosted: 06 Feb 2009, 10:25 
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You know what? You just don't see loyalty like that too often these days.

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mzz
PostPosted: 06 Feb 2009, 10:53 
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I hope i never get drunk enough to not feel someone carving into me like a pumpkin. That must be one hellova hangover in the morning.

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mzz
PostPosted: 06 Feb 2009, 13:24 
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I am soooo turned on right now...

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mzz
PostPosted: 06 Feb 2009, 17:27 
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dude, you have no idea how hot i seriously find this. that chick flat owned that dude. and i would love to put my dick in her ass.

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mzz
PostPosted: 08 Feb 2009, 20:36 
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dude, you have no idea how hot i seriously find this. that chick flat owned that dude. and i would love to put my dick in her ass.


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