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 Post subject: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
PostPosted: 13 Feb 2009, 00:46 
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Ok, peoples. Tell me about your favorite positions. I wanna know from the guys and gals on this one.

I like to think that I have quite a wild side and have tried almost everything that works for me, but I'm curious to know what else there is to try.

I'll start:
I enjoy being on top, as deep as possible to where the end of his penis touches the cervix. By grinding in that position, I climax a lot faster. It feels for both partners kinda like how a woman feels getting her clit massaged. It hurts a bit at first... so I have to keep trying to limit that kind of position until I'm "seasoned" to take it all...

Alright.... now the rest of ya:

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feel free to insert diagrams.

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PostPosted: 13 Feb 2009, 01:58 
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there is no favorite.

whether its cupping the ass cheeks and slamming her into wall or taking her from behind with her hand around my neck as we lean into the mirror or the couch with her legs spread to the maximum ... the list goes on and on.

you look like you would be pretty easy to hold up and throw around. thats when it gets really fun.

oh okay i actually just thought of one. tie her hands behind her back and hold on to the cuffed part as you rail her from behind. remember to support her neck on a pillow here since obviously her arms are not holding any weight.

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I like being in control so the top always works for me. Also love getting it from behind but my new fav is sideways where he is on his knees straight and i am sideways with one leg over his shoulder.

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They're all good in my book but doggy and reverse cowgirl stand out for me.

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I am an oral guy, I just love eating pussy, could do it for weeks, tongue fuck flicker clit, the long slow lap, yep that is it for me..... excuse me I need to go find the wifey....

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PostPosted: 13 Feb 2009, 21:07 
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I like getting head first and foremost... there is nothing better. As far as position i like to be standing with her laying on the bed either on her side or her back. Get a great visual that way and im all about visual.


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PostPosted: 13 Feb 2009, 23:44 
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any position where the woman is on top

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
PostPosted: 14 Feb 2009, 10:50 
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Missionary. Under the covers and in the dark. If we make eye contact I have to stop immediately and flush the toilet three times. OCD is a bitch.

Actually missionary is quite under appreciated. Says the sex expert. :ugh:
You get the most skin contact, the guys pubic bone stimulates her clit as he moves, plus g-spot stimulation from penetration. Her nipples get stimulated by body movement, she can feel your breath on her neck plus you're able to whisper dirty things into her ear. I'm sure she'd really enjoy it if I didn't turn sex into a science lesson.
Depends on what mood you're in, though. Good old doggy is fine if you to go back to simpler times.

Slightly off topic. With oral sex, is she supposed to taste that damn awful? I've only had the one girl who's stupid enough to fall for me, but what she didn't tell me at the time was that she had "Mild girly problems.". That being some kind of common infection, I assume.

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Missionary. Under the covers and in the dark. If we make eye contact I have to stop immediately and flush the toilet three times. OCD is a bitch.

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Slightly off topic. With oral sex, is she supposed to taste that damn awful? I've only had the one girl who's stupid enough to fall for me, but what she didn't tell me at the time was that she had "Mild girly problems.". That being some kind of common infection, I assume.


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I know. I'd imagined things to be slightly more romantic and glossy.

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I like giving the old rim a good lick, nothing like munching down on a succulent poo salad.

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
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Darkstar wrote:
Slightly off topic. With oral sex, is she supposed to taste that damn awful? I've only had the one girl who's stupid enough to fall for me, but what she didn't tell me at the time was that she had "Mild girly problems.". That being some kind of common infection, I assume.

um... I suppose there is truth that there are different flavors before and after >ahem< that time... but it shouldn't be worse than your own semen tastes unless she was unsanitary or had a problem requiring help from her gyno (ie, yeast infection...)

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
PostPosted: 16 Feb 2009, 10:08 
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I think she had some sort of common infection. I know that the pH changes slightly when 'that time' comes around, but I wouldn't have thought it'd be that bad. The worst thing was that I didn't really like to stop too soon in case I offended her.
I just wish she'd told me. :ugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
PostPosted: 16 Feb 2009, 10:39 
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Yo no gory details here please!

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
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bah it varies from woman to woman, and also seems to get worse with age.

The first woman I ever had sex with tasted fuggin TERRIBLE, the smell alone had me gagging, but I got over it and have found that she was an extreme case and that many woman actually have a tasty Va-Jay-Jay.


....knew a girl in high school that must have used something for that because I swear to God she tasted like strawberries.....mmmmm strawberries.....

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
PostPosted: 16 Feb 2009, 20:23 
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its not a womans age that determins a taste. its sanitation and diet. its the same for guys. if your diet has more natural citric acids, yu taste better.so if you want her swallow more often drink lots of pineapple juice and offer her a "cock"tail.

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Fear wrote:
any position where the woman is an asian


cool :h5:

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Umm I can only speak from my limited knowledge, but for starters I have 2 don't like it sue me.

Foreplay: Head is AMAZING....esp after your S.O. learns how to take it all. I perfer sitting with her on her knees or laying on her back off the bed....the old face fuck. eating out is nice but i hvae had to get used to smell...not that she smells alot of badly, I'm just hypersensative.

Sex....I'm blessed my wife is farily flexible so we start out with her on top then move to me on top into me still ontop but instead of horizontal thrust she loops feet around shoulders and I can thrust almost straight Down...Circkey is it amazing.

P.S. not trying to shoot shit or anythin, but is it common for a woman to have like 5-6 O's in a session??

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Wardog Otter wrote:
P.S. not trying to shoot shit or anythin, but is it common for a woman to have like 5-6 O's in a session??


Strange your wife normally has at least 10 with me...

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P.S. not trying to shoot shit or anythin, but is it common for a woman to have like 5-6 O's in a session??

Only if you are doing it right.....

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Wardog Otter wrote:
P.S. not trying to shoot shit or anythin, but is it common for a woman to have like 5-6 O's in a session??



Depends on the gal. Some women can have an orgasm from kissing alone, other physically can't orgasm at all. It just depends on how 'switched on' she is.

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I saw a porn video where the girl had orgasm almost once every 15 seconds. And no she was not faking it, cuz her body would go rigid and all and she'd squirt out her "juices"! Well okay she still could be...but i choose to believe it.

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Cytheria? She's somewhat famous for doing that.

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