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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
PostPosted: 17 Feb 2009, 14:39 
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*Tuts* I bet you won't even call her either.

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
PostPosted: 17 Feb 2009, 21:40 
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if you look at cytheria anatomically , i'm pretty sure she's peeing every time she claims to be orgasming.

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
PostPosted: 17 Feb 2009, 22:39 
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women can have multiple orgasms, but likely by faking it. only about 30 percent of women actually experience a real orgasm.

women don't usually squirt. best way to see if your woman is faking? when she says shes coming stop thrusting. if you don't feel her vagina contracting and squeezing around your penis, then shes a faker.

also by stopping motion during orgasm helps her enjoy it and boosts the mans stamina to either experience multiple orgasm too or to last longer befor ejaculating.

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
PostPosted: 18 Feb 2009, 01:37 
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Mark Peterman wrote:
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P.S. not trying to shoot shit or anythin, but is it common for a woman to have like 5-6 O's in a session??


Strange your wife normally has at least 10 with me...



I knew she couldn't be going to school that late at night....DAMN U...but anyway I was talking average...we've maxed in 45 min. around 15-20. bout like to squeeze my shit flat everytime too.

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
PostPosted: 18 Feb 2009, 01:39 
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women can have multiple orgasms, but likely by faking it. only about 30 percent of women actually experience a real orgasm.

women don't usually squirt. best way to see if your woman is faking? when she says shes coming stop thrusting. if you don't feel her vagina contracting and squeezing around your penis, then shes a faker.

also by stopping motion during orgasm helps her enjoy it and boosts the mans stamina to either experience multiple orgasm too or to last longer befor ejaculating.



Honestly i can't thrust because she clamps down so hard...and she was a virgin when we married...so I know she's not faking it.

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
PostPosted: 18 Feb 2009, 01:40 
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And Mike....if she gives you all the wholes I wanna know what your doing, cause she's never giving me full acess lol

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PostPosted: 18 Feb 2009, 01:46 
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Wardog Otter wrote:
and she was a virgin when we married...so I know she's not faking it.

Actually, most start off by faking it. Like I said, only about 30% of women actually orgasm.

And if she is having 15 in a 45 min stretch, likely she isn't done completing all her orgasms. They can last 5-10 minutes.

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
PostPosted: 18 Feb 2009, 01:49 
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MissBrown wrote:
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and she was a virgin when we married...so I know she's not faking it.

Actually, most start off by faking it. Like I said, only about 30% of women actually orgasm.

And if she is having 15 in a 45 min stretch, likely she isn't done completing all her orgasms. They can last 5-10 minutes.

Ok...how do you fake something you've never seen nor known....not disagreeing trying to get a hold of it....and yeah hers last about 2 if she lets them.


I wondered sometimes cause she gets to the tense part(much like guys before we bust a nut) and then goes limp...I didn't think it was supposed to be like that.

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
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Ok...how do you fake something you've never seen nor known....not disagreeing trying to get a hold of it....

Most fakers will think that they are orgasming at about the point the body warms up and mistake the man's motion with what they "think" an orgasm feels like. I only say this because I used to mistake what an orgasm was too. Didn't have my first one til I figured out how to stimulate the clitoris (then orgasm became an addiction...).

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
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LOL...I understand stimulation...that would explain alot about things were just getting into now in foreplay when I just sit there and play with the clit she won't come down for at least 3-4 minutes and then begs for another.

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
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MissBrown wrote:
if you don't feel her vagina contracting and squeezing around your penis, then shes a faker.



I can totally fake that

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
PostPosted: 18 Feb 2009, 10:06 
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mzziqztixl wrote:
if you look at cytheria anatomically , i'm pretty sure she's peeing every time she claims to be orgasming.


Agreed. It's clearly not coming from where it should be.

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
PostPosted: 18 Feb 2009, 10:33 
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depends on the time of day. . . most of the time im a fan of the ol girl on top.... but sometimes in the morning and when shes bitching about how she doesnt want to do it (or sleeping) i dip the ol sppon in the puddin when we aer both laying sideways

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
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YerlA dont look its bambi..too late

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
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Mark Peterman wrote:
YerlA dont look its bambi..too late


haahaha! thanks for the warning :(

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
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YerlA wrote:
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if you don't feel her vagina contracting and squeezing around your penis, then shes a faker.



I can totally fake that


pics or it didn't happen

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
PostPosted: 19 Feb 2009, 23:56 
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video? how can pics of that prove it. we need vids. please and thank you. * but if you dont have vids, pics will do.

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
PostPosted: 20 Feb 2009, 09:25 
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How do you intend on filming her using her pelvic floor muscles? That would require some fairly expensive and invasive film equipment.

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
PostPosted: 21 Feb 2009, 19:04 
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Reverse cowgirl on the couch. We don't do it too often because we have a three year old and it's not very often we get to have sex anywhere other than our bedroom or the shower. But yeah, that's the best one for both of us. He is obsessed with looking at, and touching, my ass so it works well. My second favorite is probably spooning.

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Position? -possibly NSFW
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lol, I think I'm gonna pass on that...it's not that hard to do it tho, try it girls! :P

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reverse cowgirl, or the girl lying on her stomach with me on top of her {her favorite}.

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