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 Post subject: PUA's - Post your best gambits!
PostPosted: 18 Feb 2009, 00:20 
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I can't believe there's no PUA discussions in here, although maybe there's a reason for that. Anyways, let's see if we can get something started...

Mine are:

- All time favorite is the ever famous lock-in. Get a cheap necklace/ring/other accessory, give it to the girl at some point and say "Here hold this, you're not a thief are you?". It's great for keeping the shyer girls around so they don't run off.

- I always had a problem with the drink-diggers, either they bugger off because you're not buying them drinks, or you cave and they lose respect. So I came up with this little gem from one of Mystery's other gambits; "You know those lovable losers that don’t really have anyone to talk to so they come to you with ‘hey can I buy you a beer’ <said in silly tone> and you’re like ‘hey thanks a lot, now fuck off!’ right? The truth is, you don't want me to buy you a drink. You want to hang with someone different tonight, right?”

- And this one, simply because it's so god damn nerdy, yet for some uncomprehensible reason, is actually pretty good:
“You can take an MP3 file, say it’s originally 40 mb. Using mathematics you can shrink it down to only 10%. Now, you may not think that’s so amazing, but the rest of the fucking world does, ok? ‘Cuz mp3s are the shit. Now that’s called “lossy” compression, where you actually lose information. But what’s fascinating is that our brain can’t hear certain sounds. For instance, say there are three sounds <hold up index, middle, and ring fingers>… an oboe, loud voice, and piano. The loudest sound <tap middle finger> gets heard, but the other two don’t. So what Mp3 technology does, is it removes these two sounds <lower index and ring fingers; your basically giving her “the finger”> and says fuck you to the music industry. It compresses it down. That’s just one example of using mathematics – you just remove the weakest sounds and keep the loudest ‘cuz the brain doesn’t hear the difference anyway. Isn’t that brilliant? The guy who came up with that… fucking millionaire.“

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 Post subject: Re: PUA's - Post your best gambits!
PostPosted: 03 Mar 2009, 20:41 
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How the hell do you have a forum with PUA in its description, but clearly nobody here has any idea what PUA even means.

Gah, nerds, all of you.

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 Post subject: Re: PUA's - Post your best gambits!
PostPosted: 03 Mar 2009, 22:22 
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I don't give away my secrets.
Saying that I can now mention that I rarely actively pursue the ladies, they come to me, usually asking to play with my hair. Sometimes it does come in handy haha.

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 Post subject: Re: PUA's - Post your best gambits!
PostPosted: 03 Mar 2009, 23:30 
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I don't know what PUA is nor do I care to look it up. But here's an idea to tell the ladies:

"I'll buy all your drinks tonight if you can complete this challenge: You pick a drink, I'll buy two of them. The first one you must down in 20 seconds or less and the second one you can drink at your own pace."

Alright... whose buying?

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 Post subject: Re: PUA's - Post your best gambits!
PostPosted: 04 Mar 2009, 05:27 
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 Post subject: Re: PUA's - Post your best gambits!
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nice jdc. that or "here drink this real fast"

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 Post subject: Re: PUA's - Post your best gambits!
PostPosted: 04 Mar 2009, 17:58 
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MissBrown wrote:
I don't know what PUA is nor do I care to look it up. But here's an idea to tell the ladies:

"I'll buy all your drinks tonight if you can complete this challenge: You pick a drink, I'll buy two of them. The first one you must down in 20 seconds or less and the second one you can drink at your own pace."

Alright... whose buying?

Pick up artist.

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 Post subject: Re: PUA's - Post your best gambits!
PostPosted: 04 Mar 2009, 19:37 
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I give up, I tried cooling this place up - but it's hopeless.

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 Post subject: Re: PUA's - Post your best gambits!
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TwoZeroOZ wrote:
I give up, I tried cooling this place up - but it's hopeless.

Quick! Someone start the outtro music!!

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 Post subject: Re: PUA's - Post your best gambits!
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he's gone? wow that was almost zero effort. i couldn't be happier. what a tool.

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http://worldssmallestviolin.110mb.com/

Everyone play the world's smallest violin for the departure of Two.

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 Post subject: Re: PUA's - Post your best gambits!
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It's like one dumb person forgets to apply context, and the rest of the herd follows....
Let me re-phrase.... 'I give up on trying to make this place cool, it's hopeless'

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 Post subject: Re: PUA's - Post your best gambits!
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Oh yay, he's still here. Now the entertainment can continue.

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 Post subject: Re: PUA's - Post your best gambits!
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I'm so glad we're on the same wavelength :)

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 Post subject: Re: PUA's - Post your best gambits!
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Well a forum would just be pointless if everyone got along. Conflict is required for entertainment, so get to work fucker.

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 Post subject: Re: PUA's - Post your best gambits!
PostPosted: 05 Mar 2009, 16:45 
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I can't just Go, I need a muse... someone like Mzz, get him to start posting incoherently again.

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