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 Post subject: Cheesiest Pick up lines (PUA For Two)
PostPosted: 05 Mar 2009, 06:01 
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OK Two i can see that your deeply disappointed that no one post's any PUA, I can sense that this is because you probably feel that you are inadequate with the ladies so everybody post your cheesiest pick up lines just for Two, here's a few to get started...

"Your name must be Daisy because I want to plant you right here"

"Nice shoes, wanna sleep together?"

"If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

"Can ya catch love? cause there's a couple of balls coming your way!"

"I've lost my teddy can i sleep with you tonight?"

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 Post subject: Re: Cheesiest Pick up lines (PUA For Two)
PostPosted: 05 Mar 2009, 07:08 
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"You must be an interior decorator because when you walked in the room got beautiful."

"You're so hot, when you walked in the room, I got a tan!"

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PostPosted: 05 Mar 2009, 07:26 
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Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here(In Arnold style!).

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 Post subject: Re: Cheesiest Pick up lines (PUA For Two)
PostPosted: 05 Mar 2009, 14:47 
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If I hear anyone near me using a pick up line like that I will probably urinate in their drink.

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 Post subject: Re: Cheesiest Pick up lines (PUA For Two)
PostPosted: 05 Mar 2009, 14:54 
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Just steal the drink...you shouldn't abuse alcohol like that, it's fucking blasphemy.

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 Post subject: Re: Cheesiest Pick up lines (PUA For Two)
PostPosted: 05 Mar 2009, 16:39 
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"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

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I can sense that this is because you probably feel that you are inadequate with the ladies

I should tell you about my trip to Vegas...

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 Post subject: Re: Cheesiest Pick up lines (PUA For Two)
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TwoZeroOZ wrote:
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I can sense that this is because you probably feel that you are inadequate with the ladies

I should tell you about my trip to Vegas...


Go on then...

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 Post subject: Re: Cheesiest Pick up lines (PUA For Two)
PostPosted: 05 Mar 2009, 22:49 
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TwoZeroOZ wrote:
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"
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theif! i posted that in the other thread. its a good'un though.

um... the whole

did it hurt? (what) when you fell from heaven?
If i could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'u' and 'i' together etc etc etc

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 Post subject: Re: Cheesiest Pick up lines (PUA For Two)
PostPosted: 08 Jul 2009, 23:51 
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Are you from Tennessee? Because I've got an erection.

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 Post subject: Re: Cheesiest Pick up lines (PUA For Two)
PostPosted: 09 Jul 2009, 06:43 
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filthy drunken australian used this on me on tuesday..
"h-hows are yyou?"
"i'm good thanks" (goes to walk away)
"not as g-good as you are l-looking"

i felt so cheap haha..

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 Post subject: Re: Cheesiest Pick up lines (PUA For Two)
PostPosted: 09 Jul 2009, 06:47 
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Australians don't need to use pickup lines.

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 Post subject: Re: Cheesiest Pick up lines (PUA For Two)
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she threw everything she had at it. but no deal.

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 Post subject: Re: Cheesiest Pick up lines (PUA For Two)
PostPosted: 09 Jul 2009, 07:03 
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You missed out. She was probably a minx in the sack.

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 Post subject: Re: Cheesiest Pick up lines (PUA For Two)
PostPosted: 09 Jul 2009, 07:07 
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probably was.
but hey, as bruno said.. autism = in, chlomydia = out.

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 Post subject: Re: Cheesiest Pick up lines (PUA For Two)
PostPosted: 09 Jul 2009, 07:24 
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Australian chlamydia is different.

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 Post subject: Re: Cheesiest Pick up lines (PUA For Two)
PostPosted: 09 Jul 2009, 07:44 
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yeah, its the norm i hear..
so when you hit the goldie, i recommend draculas. place was pretty sweet. orite food, but the show was pretty top notch. look into it aye

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