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 Post subject: I wrote an offer
PostPosted: 02 Nov 2008, 23:52 
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I wrote an offer about 30k below assessed value, which they should accept b/c it is a bankowned forclosure. 3 bathrooms, 4 bedrooms. It is a 4 level split, big deck in the rear. The last owner bought it for 167 just 5 years ago and was upside down on the loan.

This is where my sneaky ass comes in and gets a deal (possibly) in a down market.

I dont have any interior pics b/c its not listed on MLS. I'll know if I won it on weds.

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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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Holy crap, you have snow already???

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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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nah thats just an old picture from the assessors page. no snow here, it was like 65-70 today


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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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Its Nice. I think this is the better of the houses Ive seen so far from you. At least from the outside.
Good Luck, Hope you get it.

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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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30k under was you being generous. What are they gonna do? Sit on it? lol

Nice snag man.

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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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Yeah, that IS a great deal.

Also, did you check out HUD homes in your state? A friend of mine invests in them (in Maine) and rents them out, and the first house he bought was like $25K?


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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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Since I am living in the home, HUD would be nice but its not available in the areas i wanted to live


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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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Damn anon, how many kids you got that you need a 4BR house?

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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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none ;-p

just need an office, a master br, master bath, possibly rent out a room to a buddy.


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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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And a room for TOT parties :)

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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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and a room for the TOT parties.


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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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Whee!!!

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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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There is an apple tree in the back yard, so I guess I'll need to find a recipe book for apples....


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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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I went over to a friends house a couple of months ago and made them dinner centered around apples (I frequently like to "borrow" my friend's kitchens because mine is teh sux0r, no one seems to mind if I show up with a bag full of groceries and a desire to cook)

Anywho, I had some filet pork chops , 1 inch thick, and I stuffed them with wild rice, raisins, walnuts, and chunks of apple. Baked the chops at 375 for about 30-45 minutes. Sides were steamed green beans (I'm a sucker for these) and the wild rice I had left over from stuffing the chops. For desert I made baked apples. So easy. Core the apples, fill them with maple syrup and raisins and baked them at 350 until they were tender (about 15 minutes, but that is dependent on how big the apples are.

All told the meal cost me about $20 for 4 people, and most of that was paying for the thick cut pork chop filets. 2.5 pounds of pork, 1 bag of apples, a bushel of green beans, 2 boxes of wild rice, a handful of walnut pieces, and a small box of raisins.... oh yea and a bottle of sugarless syrup because I am diabetic.

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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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We could use the apples for smoking weed.

Just sayin'

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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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ok I am a dope-head from way back and I don't have any idea what apples would have to do with smoking weed... well unless you ate them after you got the munchies....

Splain it to me Luucy

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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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Kids these days are creative, aren't they?


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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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nice precise link boob.got it dag?

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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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man and I thought I was creative using a twig as a roach clip when I was a kid....

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Anon wrote:
There is an apple tree in the back yard, so I guess I'll need to find a recipe book for apples....

When I was a kid and I'd visit my cousin, we'd use the fallen soggy apples on the ground to throw at each other to try and dodge. We called it part of our "ninja training" (i know... retarded kids...). So in the end, we'd be covered in rotten apple guts- we were shitty ninjas.

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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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Are you kidding? You were totally ready to sneak into an applesauce factory owned by your arch-nemeses* the pirates, the scent of apples on you would have fooled the robotic guard dogs. Then you'd have flipped out, popped like 16 boners, and chopped all the pirates' heads off while guitars wailed in the background. That would have been cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

* Plural of "nemesis"! That's right motherfuckers!


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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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I like that story better...

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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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god damn bank needs to get back to me soon..... the waiting is killing me.


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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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Anon wrote:
god damn bank needs to get back to me soon..... the waiting is killing me.

Is your bank ran by pirates? I may be able to help... ;)

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 Post subject: Re: I wrote an offer
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bank countered. drop it down 10k from the list price. its only been on the market 10 days. I countered back 3k more than I originally offered.

Hopefully they get back to me today or thursday. At the latest friday.


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