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 Post subject: health stuff that is funny
PostPosted: 28 Oct 2008, 15:23 
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1) Romano's Macaroni Grill Chicken Portobello

Sodium 7,300 mg
Calories 1,020
Fat 66 g

Salt Equivalent: 48 strips of bacon

holy fuck are you kidding me, IT'S A FULL PIG


2. Saltiest Appetizer

Papa John's Cheesesticks with Buffalo Sauce

Sodium 6,700 mg
Calories 2,605
Fat 113 g
Carbohydrates 296 g

Salt Equivalent: 20 orders of McDonald's large French fries



3. Saltiest Seafood Entrée

Romano's Macaroni Grill Grilled Teriyaki Salmon

Sodium 6,590 mg
Calories 1,230
Fat 74 g
Carbohydrates 79 g

Salt Equivalent: 173 Saltine crackers


And the hoLY FUCKING christ award:

1. The Worst Drink in America
Baskin-Robbins Large Heath Bar Shake

2,310 calories
108 g fat (64 g saturated)
266 g

Let's look at America's Worst Drink in numbers:

73: The number of ingredients that go into this milkshake.
66: The number of teaspoons of sugar this drink contains.
11: The number of Heath Bars you would have to eat to equal the number of calories found in one Baskin Robbins Large Heath Bar Shake.
12: The average number of minutes it takes to consume this drink.


learn more if you want here

http://www.menshealth.com/eatthis/Unhea ... merica.php

http://health.yahoo.com/experts/eatthis ... n-america/
240: The number of minutes you'd need to spend on a treadmill, running at a moderate pace, to burn it off.

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 Post subject: Re: health stuff that is funny
PostPosted: 28 Oct 2008, 15:28 
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1. Each day, 1 in 4 Americans visits a fast food restaurant
2. In 1972, we spent 3 billion a year on fast food - today we spend more than 110 billion
3. McDonald's feeds more than 46 million people a day - more than the entire population of Spain
4. French fries are the most eaten vegetable in America
5. You would have to walk for seven hours straight to burn off a Super Sized Coke, fry and Big Mac
6. In the U.S., we eat more than 1,000,000 animals an hour
7. 60 % of all Americans are either overweight or obese
8. One in every three children born in the year 2000 will develop diabetes in their lifetime
9. Left unabated, obesity will surpass smoking as the leading cause of preventable death in America
10. Obesity has been linked to: Hypertension, Coronary Heart Disease, Adult Onset Diabetes, Stroke, Gall Bladder Disease, Osteoarthritis, Sleep Apnea, Respiratory Problems, Endometrial, Breast, Prostate and Colon Cancers, Dyslipidemia, steatohepatitis, insulin resistance, breathlessness, Asthma, Hyperuricaemia, reproductive hormone abnormalities, polycystic ovarian syndrome, impaired fertility and lower back pain
11. The average child sees 10,000 TV advertisements per year
12. Only seven items on McDonald's entire menu contain no sugar
13. Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald - he was fired for being too fat
14. McDonald's distributes more toys per year than Toys-R-Us
15. Diabetes will cut 17-27 years off your life
16. McDonald's: "Any processing our foods undergo make them more dangerous than unprocessed foods"
17. The World Health Organization has declared obesity a global epidemic
18. Eating fast food may be dangerous to your health
19. McDonald's calls people who eat a lot of their food "Heavy Users"
20. McDonald's operates more than 30,000 restaurants in more then 100 countries on 6 continents
21. Before most children can speak they can recognize McDonald's
22. Surgeon General David Satcher: "Fast food is a major contributor to the obesity epidemic"
23. Most nutritionists recommend not eating fast food more than once a month
24. 40% of American meals are eaten outside the home
25. McDonald's represents 43% of total U.S. fast food market

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fast food is fucking disgusting as fuck.
only "fast food" place I go to is subway...but they aren't classified as fast food...


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4. French fries are the most eaten vegetable in America

What the... since when are French fries a vegetable? Is this achieved by defining vegetables as "any food that doesn't come from animals and isn't a desert"? In that case, bread and rice should also be "vegetables". I'll put on my tin-foil conspiracy hat and assume that one day, school and prison restaurants got slammed by health authorities for not serving enough vegetables. Solution: don't change the menu, but change the legal definition of "vegetable".
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14. McDonald's distributes more toys per year than Toys-R-Us

Holy fuckin' shit!
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18. Eating fast food may be dangerous to your health

True of course, but then again it could be said that drinking water "may" be dangerous to your health. And owning a dog "may" result in death.
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24. 40% of American meals are eaten outside the home
25. McDonald's represents 43% of total U.S. fast food market

Holy fuckin' shit, again! By the way, what about food prepared outside the home but eaten at home, such as pizza/chinese deliveries?


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 Post subject: Re: health stuff that is funny
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rice and bread are grains. potatoes make french fries hence a vegetable. preparation doesn't change the food group...


and no, drinking water will not provably raise your cholesterol and risk for heart disease - fast food will provably.

You, sir, are brainwashed.

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(I'd argue that potatoes aren't a vegetable either, since they're not green, but wikipedia says otherwise, so whatever. Even then, I'd always thought "vegetables = healthy", and French fries are... well... not).

Way to miss my point. For the record, I think fast food is fucking disgusting and, yes, definitely harmful. I was merely saying that "X may be dangerous" is a stupid and empty statement. More specifically on the subject of fast food, just go all the way and say "fast food is dangerous" (since it's true anyway), don't dick around with stupid statements like "fast food MAY BE dangerous", which is what the original list did. I mean, if you make a list of stuff that MAY BE dangerous, you're gonna list pretty much everything in the universe.

tl;dr: There are plenty of valid arguments against fast food, "it may be dangerous" is just not one of them.


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While the opportunity is here...there isn't motive, so I'm gonna let this go. Be thankful. It is just too easy. but seriously lol

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(I'd argue that potatoes aren't a vegetable either, since they're not green, but wikipedia says otherwise, so whatever. Even then, I'd always thought "vegetables = healthy", and French fries are... well... not).


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Bubamara wrote:
(I'd argue that potatoes aren't a vegetable either, since they're not green, but wikipedia says otherwise, so whatever. Even then, I'd always thought "vegetables = healthy", and French fries are... well... not).



wait...so, you only thought green stuff where vegetables?..

Wikipedia wrote:
The term "vegetable" generally means the edible parts of plants. The definition of the word is traditional rather than scientific, however, and therefore the usage of the word is somewhat arbitrary and subjective, as it is determined by individual cultural customs of food selection and food preparation.


I consider vegetables all of that that has eatible leeves (lettuce, cabbage, asparagus), tubers (potatoe, sweet potatoe), bulbs (garlic, onion), roots (carrot, radish) and salty fruits (tomatoes, pumpkin, aubergine, peppers)...


and any of this is unhealthy is you fry them and put a lot of salt on it.............

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 Post subject: Re: health stuff that is funny
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Oh, I'll definitely be the first to admit my own definition of "vegetables" isn't a technically accurate one. I have this stereotype where veggies are a healthy but gross food, and parents are like "eat your veggies!" and kids are like "no! I hate you!". Somehow potatoes (let alone fries) don't fit in there.

Also, I put potatoes in the "rice/bread/pasta/etc." group when preparing a balanced meal. Nutritionally speaking, would it be more accurate to consider them as part of the "peas/broccoli/salad/etc." group?


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You know... technically, all veggies ARE green... Carrots and potatoes have green leaves that extend out of the ground. We don't eat them, but they are the essential part of the vegetable the absorbs the sunlight's nutrients.

...So eat them dammit!

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 Post subject: Re: health stuff that is funny
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MissBrown wrote:
You know... technically, all veggies ARE green... Carrots and potatoes have green leaves that extend out of the ground. We don't eat them, but they are the essential part of the vegetable the absorbs the sunlight's nutrients.



"absorbs the sunlight's nutrients"...not quite, they absorb the radiations and use them as energy to make their own nutrients. And even if they could be eaten, some leaves are to thick and not good for you, because you can't really digest celullose

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mmm talk dirty to me about plants. it's like the ultimate fantasy. latin scientist girl who is smart and loves sex. and I can pretty much guarantee that you have the psycho streak in you. feel free to post denials that will be unheeded.

too bad you speak english, or period for that matter. just kidding. :h5:

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Aaaah yes. Classic.
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Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
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MommyMelissa: is that it?
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mmm talk dirty to me about plants. it's like the ultimate fantasy. latin scientist girl who is smart and loves sex. and I can pretty much guarantee that you have the psycho streak in you. feel free to post denials that will be unheeded.

too bad you speak english, or period for that matter. just kidding. :h5:


and I'm bendy too...and have a sexy accent :h5: we're a match

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i'm trying to come up with something clever.

Give me a bit. Actually, no just post aerial bendy pics for me to daydream about.

Was that witty enough?

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mzziqztixl wrote:
mmm talk dirty to me about plants. it's like the ultimate fantasy. latin scientist girl who is smart and loves sex. and I can pretty much guarantee that you have the psycho streak in you. feel free to post denials that will be unheeded.

too bad you speak english, or period for that matter. just kidding. :h5:


and I'm bendy too...and have a sexy accent :h5: we're a match


what about me?i'll just pretend you didn't say that.

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Wow guys... that was a little too desperate...

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don't include me in that. I was going for comedic value on the plants part. Plus I said , "too bad you speak" to a woman. Pretty sure that is sarcasm - and that Alrey got it.

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don't include me in that. I was going for comedic value on the plants part. Plus I said , "too bad you speak" to a woman. Pretty sure that is sarcasm - and that Alrey got it.

Crimson just killed it - blame him.


What??You were all over her!

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Plus I said , "too bad you speak" to a woman.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?



















Because she was a woman.

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Wow guys... that was a little too desperate...


they are too easy :P

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YerlA wrote:
they are too easy :P


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and I'm bendy too...and have a sexy accent :h5: we're a match


mzziqztixl wrote:
too bad you speak english, or period for that matter.


pretty sure you're the easy one!

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mzziqztixl wrote:
YerlA wrote:
they are too easy :P


YerlA wrote:
and I'm bendy too...and have a sexy accent :h5: we're a match


mzziqztixl wrote:
too bad you speak english, or period for that matter.


pretty sure you're the easy one!


chill, I was kidding, there's no need to insult me

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...sorry that meant to be humorous.

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