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 Post subject: anyone know something about pistols?
PostPosted: 19 Jul 2009, 23:57 
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'Cause I don't know shit about dick when it comes to guns.

Anywho, I was recently informed that I would have to escort our employees to job sites in my balla company given range rover. Seeing as most of these sites are in da hood I was strongly advised to make the safety minded purchase of a pistol because quote "those coloreds love themselves a Rover". So I know I need a license to carry a concealed weapon, but does anyone know of a good particular model?

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PostPosted: 20 Jul 2009, 00:00 
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 Post subject: Re: anyone know something about pistols?
PostPosted: 20 Jul 2009, 00:02 
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no I'm a supervisor {and apparently chauffeur} to a private security firm.

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 Post subject: Re: anyone know something about pistols?
PostPosted: 20 Jul 2009, 00:06 
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oh yup, i gotcha ;) just don't get high on your own supply bud.

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PostPosted: 20 Jul 2009, 01:44 
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I don't know the US laws on concealed weapons, but you can't go wrong with a glock. Those bad boys fire underwater. Walther P99s are almost as good, but a bit more comfortable.

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PostPosted: 20 Jul 2009, 02:58 
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just listen to some bone thugz. 2glocks.

(Get cha gun, get cha gun, did you kill 'em all?
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F**k with the niggas with the guns and you might get shot, get
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Get cha gun, get cha gun, did you kill 'em all?
... to death, death death
You could be the first to feel the heat
to see how much we got, we got)

true poetic genius.

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I hope its one of these these range rovers. If not, get it done. Most "balla" thing you can do to a car I think..

On handguns, I recon Fathers on the money, get a glock. But anyone can have a gun! I recon you need to step it up, fit some flamethrowers...
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 Post subject: Re: anyone know something about pistols?
PostPosted: 20 Jul 2009, 06:24 
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"thuug life" (chck chck)

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 Post subject: Re: anyone know something about pistols?
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I'm guessing Anon could help you out here

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 Post subject: Re: anyone know something about pistols?
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Fear, go with a glock 9mm (I have physically dropped the clips in the sand, loaded them, and not gotten a jam in something like 12000 rounds fired). And all of them are that well made. A walther isn't a bad choice, but they tend to be expensive.

I would shy away from a .22 though, those don't generally kill (bullets are too small and fast), and if I'm personally about to unload on somebody, I am not looking for them to still be breathing afterward, so stay with a 9 mili or up.

Another option, if you really wanna be concealed in a seecamp. It's a bit of a bitch gun but it'll fucking do the job.

One last thing, the reason that all service arms in America are 45 caliber is due to the simple fact that the japs that were hopped on PCP in Okinawa wouldn't go down with anything less than a shot from a 45 - so if you think you may be running into some dusted mother fuckers its not a bad idea to have a pistol that can drop an elephant.

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 Post subject: Re: anyone know something about pistols?
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mzziqztixl wrote:
A walther isn't a bad choice, but they tend to be expensive.

But they're better looking. It's like Scarlett J > Megan Fox ..or something.

But yeh, a glock is a better choice.

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 Post subject: Re: anyone know something about pistols?
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oh for sure don't get me wrong I have a ppk and it has custom bluing. Talk about hot.

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 Post subject: Re: anyone know something about pistols?
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I know the gun laws in US are pretty relaxed, but is there a certain calibre pistol that you can't carry?

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 Post subject: Re: anyone know something about pistols?
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We've lifted most of the bans that were in place after Clinton - ie they expired. However, every state has laws that differ from our Federal laws. I can't have any of my guns in Mass, they are all kept out of state in safes.

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 Post subject: Re: anyone know something about pistols?
PostPosted: 21 Jul 2009, 09:28 
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just out of curiosity, whats the point of having one if you can't keep it where you live? >_>

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 Post subject: Re: anyone know something about pistols?
PostPosted: 21 Jul 2009, 10:08 
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You aren't always going to live there.

You might want to go "hunting"

You actually enjoy collecting guns just for the sake of owning them, not because you actually plan to pop a cap in someones ass.

Just a few reasons I could think of.

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 Post subject: Re: anyone know something about pistols?
PostPosted: 21 Jul 2009, 10:14 
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I don't own guns myself, personally I am afraid I would loose my temper and use it if I had one. That doesn't mean I don't like them or that I don't know anything about them.

9mm is ok for concealment and not too bad for knockdown, but if I were escorting dealers in the hood I would want something that can blow a hole in a small school building. 45 is ungainly and tough to use in the extremely confined space of a car, but if someone tried to jack your ride they wont get very far talking to Mr. 45. Mount that bitch on your console and if someone knocks on your window, you will be able to stick you entire arm through the hole in their chest that a 45 makes.

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Just get an RPG and be done with it. Stick it in a leather bound case and tell everyone you play the clarinet.

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 Post subject: Re: anyone know something about pistols?
PostPosted: 21 Jul 2009, 15:41 
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What about a BFG? Bet that solves any and every problem.

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 Post subject: Re: anyone know something about pistols?
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When you're shooting demons, maybe.

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