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 Post subject: thats how you sex a car! *now NSFW, thanks fear*
PostPosted: 29 May 2008, 19:09 
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First we will deal with some cautions you should know about.

In most cars, the edge of the tailpipe is sharp. You should
therefore exercise caution when doing anything with the tailpipe.

If the engine has been on for a long (or even a relatively short)
period of time, the tailpipe will be hot. Do not do anything with the
tailpipe hot. Wait until the tailpipe has cooled off. The tailpipe will
cool off faster than the engine, so you don't have long to wait. I call
screwing the car while the tailpipe is hot, "fucking the car hot". Never fuck a car hot. I did, once. Once.



theres a LOT more... What the fuck?


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 Post subject: Re: thats how you sex a car!
PostPosted: 29 May 2008, 22:34 
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BoKnows wrote:
http://www.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq
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First we will deal with some cautions you should know about.

In most cars, the edge of the tailpipe is sharp. You should
therefore exercise caution when doing anything with the tailpipe.

If the engine has been on for a long (or even a relatively short)
period of time, the tailpipe will be hot. Do not do anything with the
tailpipe hot. Wait until the tailpipe has cooled off. The tailpipe will
cool off faster than the engine, so you don't have long to wait. I call
screwing the car while the tailpipe is hot, "fucking the car hot". Never fuck a car hot. I did, once. Once.



theres a LOT more... What the fuck?



WTF!!! I can never look at a ricer the same any longer. Well, so long as "rice" doesn't fly out of it...

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 Post subject: Re: thats how you sex a car!
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 Post subject: Re: thats how you sex a car!
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I've heard of guys being in love with their cars but I think this is just a bit much.
:werd:

And this..."Now, this assumes that you can get your cock into the tailpipe
in the first place. Some tailpipes are too small, and then, well, you're
out of luck. Find someone who has a car with a bigger tailpipe."
WTF, I would die if I saw some dude fucking my car!!

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 Post subject: Re: thats how you sex a car!
PostPosted: 13 Jul 2008, 22:48 
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 Post subject: Re: thats how you sex a car! *now NSFW, thanks fear*
PostPosted: 14 Jul 2008, 14:41 
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No!!!!!!

I never wanted to see that! :iobarf:

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 Post subject: Re: thats how you sex a car! *now NSFW, thanks fear*
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WTF? :iobarf:


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 Post subject: Re: thats how you sex a car! *now NSFW, thanks fear*
PostPosted: 29 Jul 2008, 08:21 
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Weird...can't even say how much!

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 Post subject: Re: thats how you sex a car! *now NSFW, thanks fear*
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Every fucking thread Fear demolishes gets the internet curse of being forever spammed into oblivion.

I think Fear is a spammer and he spams threads that he approves of shit he did in.

God fucking dammit Fear ... I always knew you were a machine.

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