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 Post subject: Re: Flamewar
PostPosted: 04 Jun 2008, 14:12 
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You're too stupid to learn the quote system.... And you flame like a girl



girls only flame once a month.

i found if you cut them and dip them in alcohol it will pass like a small summer breeze and you are good to go for another 21 days

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 Post subject: Re: Flamewar
PostPosted: 04 Jun 2008, 14:12 
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I murdered your mom in the shower..... I'm sorry

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 Post subject: Re: Flamewar
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damn. busted.

Your last girlfriend had told you that her fantasy was to see you and another guy together while she watched. After asking for months and months you finally gave in on one condition, that she have a threesome with you and 2 chicks.

When the big night finally came. He was big, black and strong. He was a real control freak. He took control right away. While you were gagging on his 9 inches of manmeat you looked over at her. She had a strange smirk on her face behind that cigarette. She smoked Parliments. Then she looked up at him. So you looked up at him too. His deep brown eyes were staring down at you as well. That image in now burnt into your brain forever. Every time you close your eyes you think about how this gargantuan man turned your petite mouth into little more than a cock holster.

A few weeks later you started to wonder why she had been so distant. So she told you that she got tested and she tested positive for HIV.



and that was just his mom.


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 Post subject: Re: Flamewar
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You guys should both shuttup, neither have had pussy since pussy had you.


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 Post subject: Re: Flamewar
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Anon wrote:
You guys should both shuttup, neither have had pussy since pussy had you.



your cat's litterbox gets more pussy than you.


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 Post subject: Re: Flamewar
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I've have more pussy's in my house than you will have in your entire life..... We are talking about cats right

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 Post subject: Re: Flamewar
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are the cats your only friends?


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 Post subject: Re: Flamewar
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if you were talking about cats that would be a lot of gay men. and why the fuck would you be seeing musicals anyway? you strike me as the type that goes to elementary school play recitals and lures the fat kid away with hopes of marshmellows and trouser snakes.

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 Post subject: Re: Flamewar
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Only because they put out

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 Post subject: Re: Flamewar
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Only because they put out



shaved or not?


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 Post subject: Re: Flamewar
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justjukie wrote:
if you were talking about cats that would be a lot of gay men. and why the fuck would you be seeing musicals anyway? you strike me as the type that goes to elementary school play recitals and lures the fat kid away with hopes of marshmellows and trouser snakes.




you're from mobile, al. i'm suprised you have internet.


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 Post subject: Back On Topic
PostPosted: 04 Jun 2008, 14:19 
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lolzomg wrote:
Fear wrote:
Only because they put out



shaved or not?



I'm guessing your bush looks like the amazons

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 Post subject: Re: Back On Topic
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yes, actually the new indie flick was filmed there.


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 Post subject: Re: Back On Topic
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lolzomg wrote:
yes, actually the new indie flick was filmed there.



No one cares about what shitty porn film was filmed in your cavernous pooter.... Hot dog down a hallway - Just Sayin'

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 Post subject: Re: Back On Topic
PostPosted: 04 Jun 2008, 14:22 
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Fear wrote:
lolzomg wrote:
yes, actually the new indie flick was filmed there.



No one cares about what shitty porn film was filmed in your cavernous pooter.... Hot dog down a hallway - Just Sayin'



lol @ pooter. anywho, how's WoW going for you? meet any new night elves lately?


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 Post subject: Re: Flamewar
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he doesnt wow. hes a second lifer


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 Post subject: Re: Back On Topic
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lolzomg wrote:
lol @ pooter. anywho, how's WoW going for you? meet any new night elves lately?


How's being the fugly girl no one wants to fuck going... I'm guessing fantastic

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 Post subject: Re: Flamewar
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even better.


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Fear wrote:
lolzomg wrote:
lol @ pooter. anywho, how's WoW going for you? meet any new night elves lately?


How's being the fugly girl no one wants to fuck going... I'm guessing fantastic



actually, if you'd ask my boyfriend...thanks though.


how's that tuna can dick of yours?


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 Post subject: Re: Flamewar
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lolzomg wrote:
even better.



Cool keep it up and maybe you'll get a heart disease from all the chunky monkey you eat whilst' you're alone on saturday nights crying and watching Gay's Anatomy

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 Post subject: Re: Back On Topic
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lolzomg wrote:
how's that tuna can dick of yours?



I may have a small dick but lots of chicks know it

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 Post subject: Re: Flamewar
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Fear wrote:
lolzomg wrote:
even better.



Cool keep it up and maybe you'll get a heart disease from all the chunky monkey you eat whilst' you're alone on saturday nights crying and watching Gay's Anatomy




actually, grey's anatomy is on thursdays. i would know, my obese roomate watches it while eating chunky monkey. youre thinking of the wrong girl.



anywho, i must retreat. i've got an exam to study for :[


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 Post subject: Re: Flamewar
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I win this battle

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 Post subject: Re: Flamewar
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I win this battle


ahh but just like in the special olympics...even though you've won, you're still retarded.


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 Post subject: Re: Flamewar
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Fear wrote:
I win this battle


ahh but just like in the special olympics...even though you've won, you're still retarded.



Yes but I still won't be alone on saturday nights so suck it

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