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Author:  JDC [ 31 Jan 2010, 19:51 ]
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roses are red, violets are blue
i want pots vag, and he wants mine too

Author:  Arcing Ropes Of Jism [ 31 Jan 2010, 19:57 ]
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InTheBetween wrote:
I think Pot and JDC need to start writing love letters to each other so this thread can get nominated for best thread next year. And thus crazy vortex opens and we all die.
That would be cool.


But they'd still lose to a thread for people's uninteresting daily musings, the only way to win is if they meet up and suck each others cock and post a video of it. Even then it's sketchy, one of them may have to simultaneously suck and anally ingest a spherical object.

Author:  ThePot [ 31 Jan 2010, 20:01 ]
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If JDC wants to suck my cock and post the vid then that's fine by me. It's only gay if you give it right... :ugh:

Author:  JDC [ 31 Jan 2010, 20:03 ]
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hey you're not a man till you've had a man big fella. and i use the term "big fella" as loosely as your anus will be once i'm through with ya

Author:  ThePot [ 31 Jan 2010, 20:07 ]
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I see... so you're shit with the ladies because you're really a raging homo, is what your trying to say... Or is it that you can get neither?

Author:  JDC [ 31 Jan 2010, 20:17 ]
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haha lol well done sir, out of context posts ftw :)
this was our chance for best thread and you just ruined it by going all "ha you're a faggot raging homesexual who actually wants cock" on me :(
thought we had something bruh :|

Author:  InTheBetween [ 31 Jan 2010, 20:21 ]
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*sob*
oh, the travesty of a lost love, once purer than the whitest snow, now sullied beyond repair by the urine of an evil hound.

Author:  JDC [ 31 Jan 2010, 20:30 ]
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^why i voted you, not that evil hound pot :(

Author:  rogallia [ 31 Jan 2010, 21:15 ]
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:rofl:
what a return pot, missed ya sir :D

Author:  Ferox [ 31 Jan 2010, 22:04 ]
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Welcome back douche!Now these fuckers can leave me alone about "where's pot?" blah blah blah.

Author:  GG Allin [ 31 Jan 2010, 22:18 ]
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Which clown voted for me? I'm the second worst poster here :ugh:

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