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 Post subject: Won't be singing along to this one again...
PostPosted: 20 Mar 2010, 18:18 
Reginald Cuntypants
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It's still catchy, but I just looked up the lyrics and dayum. :ugh: That's one of those tracks you only ever play on headphones, methinks.


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5 Year Old Pantyshot
I Can See Between Her Legs
5 Year Old Pantyshot

5 Year Old Mother Fuckin Pantyshot Cant Complain
I Didnt Even Touch Her So I Cant Be Blamed
5 Year Old
Pantyshot In My Brain
My Life Has Meaning When She Spreads Her Legs

5 Year Old Pantyshot
I Can See Between Her Legs
5 Year Old Pantyshot

Shot Shot Shot

5 Year Old Mother Fuckin Pantyshot Cant Complain
I Didnt Even Touch Her So I Cant Be Blamed
5 Year Old
Pantyshot In My Brain
My Life Has Meaning When She Spreads Her Legs
5 Year Old Pantyshot

[Fast Part]
I Suffer Again Because Me Want To Fuck And Touch
And Fuck And Touch The Children
Me Fucked For Life
Me Grow Old And Then They Dont Want Me But I Still Want Them
Dey Want Me Fucked Cuz I Be Da Monstar Getting Down In My Evil Ways
Down In My Evil Ways

Right Me Suffer Again Cuz Me Want To Fuck And Touch
And Fuck And Touch The Children
They Want Me Dead Because I Be Da Monstar Dey See
I Dere Baby They Think Im John Wayne Gacy


It all went downhill since the bass guitarist married into MCR. *sniff*

Anyway, if you've got any similarly fucked up songs, post 'em here.

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 Post subject: Re: Won't be singing along to this one again...
PostPosted: 21 Mar 2010, 00:48 
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get you wet by pretty ricky is lol.

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