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 Post subject: Just Cause 2
PostPosted: 06 Mar 2010, 15:02 
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I'll be honest; I've had a pyromania-related stiffy for 24 hours since playing the demo.
Even in the demo I keep finding even more awesome things to do. Download it nao.
(By the way, it doesn't work on XP lololololololol)

Interactive trailer:


Physics demo/pyro-porn:



I'm keeping an eye on a thread about disabling the 30 minute time-limit, so when somebody comes through I'll post details.

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 Post subject: Re: Just Cause 2
PostPosted: 06 Mar 2010, 18:53 
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 Post subject: Re: Just Cause 2
PostPosted: 06 Mar 2010, 20:00 
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this game is the shit.

i stole a helicopter blew up a transformer. two cranes and two pipelines. shit was retarded

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 Post subject: Re: Just Cause 2
PostPosted: 16 Mar 2010, 20:44 
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Found a better trainer and patch yesterday. No screwing around with cheat engines.

Bolopatch: [Stable Download] - [BETA Download] BETA has a few extra features, but I've not used it yet.
Run Just Cause, alt+tab to desktop, then run the trainer.
Automatically removes timer and boundaries.
Gives infinite health/ammo, a stronger grappling hook, max chaos/money/parts and allows you to tether two objects together and still use the grapple.

All vehicles and weapons in Black Market: [Download]
Place the unzipped 'Drop Zone' folder in the Just Cause 2 directory.
Gives... all vehicles and weapons. Including some extra choppers and a pickup with a rear-mounted autoturret. And a fucking huge bus. And an eight-wheeled APC. And an armoured truck. Also you get the rocket launcher and sawn-off shotguns - which can be dual wielded. Much fun.
As a bonus it also removes the intro movie, thank fuck. If I hear "My name is Bolo Santosi" one more time, I'm going to burn my computer.


Should stem the addiction until this damn game gets released. I've never seen so much effort put into unlocking a demo. Madness.

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 Post subject: Re: Just Cause 2
PostPosted: 17 Mar 2010, 01:37 
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I love that the cheesy parachute is back. God I loved that first game and am digging the hell out of this demo.

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 Post subject: Re: Just Cause 2
PostPosted: 17 Mar 2010, 14:21 
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Just pre-ordered the Limited Edition. Not sure if this was a good investment, but Square Enix seem to have a pretty decent track-record with DRM. £26 inc. P&P. (That's about $100? Rule Britania and all that.)
Get in. :h5:

Expect my rant about how I got totally screwed over on the 27th of March. :ugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Just Cause 2
PostPosted: 19 Mar 2010, 08:16 
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I played the demo with a crack that combined all of it into one and to be honest after two hours...I got bored.

BTW dark - you suddenly have money to buy stuff. Good job at not failing at life anymore.

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 Post subject: Re: Just Cause 2
PostPosted: 26 Mar 2010, 06:59 
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It is here. Awesome service considering the receipt estimated it'd arrive on the 29th.
So... I'll see you guys in about six months. :ugh:


Also the 'exclusive content' isn't that exclusive, it's just 'pre-paid', which suggests anybody will be able to buy it in a month or so. And the 'exclusive map pointing out key points of interest'... what, this one?

Still, it was cheap. Let's just hope there's no further hidden e-buggery.

*One minute later*

Oh, there is. To get your DLC, you have to sign into Games for Windows Live, which is shit. They've already forced you to sign up with steam.
GG. :smack:

*Two minutes -and a bit of swearing- later*

And to redeem your shit, you have to enter all of your personal details. Fuck you, Microsoft. Give me my god damn hovercraft. FFFFFFFUUUUUUU

*Five minutes -and a shit ton of fucking cunting piss twatting swearing- later.*

Now they want my credit card details. You know what? Microsoft can get fucked. This is taking the piss.

Oh, you can skip this option.
Oh, you fucking can't.
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Prepaid codes cannot be consumed or activated if the user has billing violations or their payment instrument is in decline. The user must first remove any violations before utilizing a prepaid code.

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 Post subject: Re: Just Cause 2
PostPosted: 26 Mar 2010, 08:30 
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Phew. I was just signing up to the Eidos forums to write a page long complaint when I noticed a thread that said you can activate the content through Steam instead.
My ass -and theirs- remains unsodomised.

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