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 Post subject: 5 Questions for all the newbs
PostPosted: 06 Jul 2008, 20:04 
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1) What city you live in?

2) Name a fucking hobby of yours. DO IT!

3) How'd you find theofftopic.com

4) Why'd you pick your handle?

5) Will you ask me a question?

now create an intro thread and get to know your neighbors. Nudez of GF are helpful too.

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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
PostPosted: 06 Jul 2008, 20:52 
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1. Tacoma

2. comic book artist

3. random search for something to do. My SO is attached to the hip of a forum and I wanted to see what the fuss is all about (without fucking it up this time...)

4. (is handle the same as name?) Its a name very special to me and hope to have someday.

5. Anon, if you had one super power, what would it be?

I has no GF, so I have no nudez to share.

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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
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1) What city you live in? Mobile, AL for another week - then Las Vegas, NV

2) Name a fucking hobby of yours. Dancing for the last 10 years

3) How'd you find theofftopic.com. Stumbleupon VERY early in its life. I think im number 42 or 43 member.

4) Why'd you pick your handle? Jukie is my dance name which is modeled after being a definitive jux fan (called jukies); when i returned to myspace after deleting my account. i had to let everyone know who it is so the handle justjukie was born.

5) Will you ask me a question? when is the last time you slept with a milf while the kids were home?

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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
PostPosted: 06 Jul 2008, 21:01 
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1. I call it hell....You may know it as las vegas.....

2. Illicit substances

3. I don't remember anymore

4. More like why didn't I pick this handle

5. How's you penis?

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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
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super power= flying.
its been a while on the MILF
and for Fear: Fucking Huge. There may be some bumps there, but i call it ribbed for her pleasure


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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
PostPosted: 06 Jul 2008, 21:38 
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Anon wrote:
and for Fear: Fucking Huge. There may be some bumps there, but i call it ribbed for her pleasure


LIAR

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One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard. - Mike Tyson


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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
PostPosted: 06 Jul 2008, 21:43 
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well, ive never gotten to use that line.


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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
PostPosted: 07 Jul 2008, 17:17 
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1) 1) What city you live in? - NOLA Baby!

2) Name a fucking hobby of yours. DO IT! - Softball and volleyball but you can see that in my profile so I guess sucking cock would be my next best hobby (no, Im totally kidding on the softball thing!)

3) How'd you find theofftopic.com - Stumble, what a lovely little invention.

4) Why'd you pick your handle? - cause I like it. Im not really from the bayou nor am I 25

5) Will you ask me a question? How long has the OT been around. I know its not very old

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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
PostPosted: 07 Jul 2008, 19:53 
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march 22 2008.


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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
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Anon wrote:
super power= flying.

And what would you do? Just fly and say "Look, mother fuckers! I'm flying!"?

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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
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pretty much. invincibility would suck kuz id prolly get a life sentence sometime if i could do that


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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
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1) What city you live in? Rosario (argentina)

2) Name a fucking hobby of yours. DO IT! acrobatics

3) How'd you find theofftopic.com i don't remember..i think i saw the link in notalwaysright.com

4) Why'd you pick your handle? it's a modification of my name, spelled backwards

5) Will you ask me a question? is there anything u would die for?

btw, none of you are newbs!

naked pics as soon as I become lurker

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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
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YerlA wrote:
naked pics as soon as I become lurker


Gimme your login information I'll help you hit lurker in no time.

I love me some latin women.

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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
PostPosted: 08 Jul 2008, 13:51 
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1. Hudson, Wisconsin
2. Base jumping
3. I Stumbled Upon it!!!!!!
4. It's French for 'Just to take off the edge', which are lyrics from the song When Your
Heart Stops Beating by +44. The song has significant meaning to me, and i think
French sounds really cool.
5.What it the dumbest things you've ever done?

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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
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BayouGirl25 wrote:
4) Why'd you pick your handle? - cause I like it. Im not really from the bayou nor am I 25


Are you a girl?

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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
PostPosted: 08 Jul 2008, 15:05 
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justjukie wrote:
YerlA wrote:
naked pics as soon as I become lurker


Gimme your login information I'll help you hit lurker in no time.

I love me some latin women.


Co-signed on the latin women......And enlever it's gonna be pretty hard to top this....

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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
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YerlA- prolly not

enlever- stolen a car to go pick up a bag of buds when i was 14


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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
PostPosted: 08 Jul 2008, 21:26 
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Fear wrote:
justjukie wrote:

Gimme your login information I'll help you hit lurker in no time.

I love me some latin women.


Co-signed on the latin women......And enlever it's gonna be pretty hard to top this....


well, i don't mean to dissappoint u, but i don't think I look latin...italian probably

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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
PostPosted: 08 Jul 2008, 21:35 
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YerlA wrote:
well, i don't mean to dissappoint u, but i don't think I look latin...italian probably


Like this?:
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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
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thank god, i don't

but wtf does it has to do with anything??

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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
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EnleverJusteLeBord wrote:
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4) Why'd you pick your handle? - cause I like it. Im not really from the bayou nor am I 25


Are you a girl?


LOL! Yes I am a girl. That part is true.
The Bayou is def not far from me but I wouldnt exactly say Im from da bayou but it still fits. I started using the name when I was 25 and I guess I never changed it.

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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
PostPosted: 08 Jul 2008, 22:28 
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BayouGirl25 wrote:
LOL! Yes I am a girl.


What do you look like? I'm willing to comprimise.....It doesn't have to be a tit shot.....Although that would be mucho appreciado

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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
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Fear wrote:
BayouGirl25 wrote:
LOL! Yes I am a girl.


What do you look like? I'm willing to comprimise.....It doesn't have to be a tit shot.....Although that would be mucho appreciado


What do you think I look like??

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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
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use a sharpie and write tot on your boobs


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 Post subject: Re: 5 Questions for all the newbs
PostPosted: 09 Jul 2008, 10:26 
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1) What city you live in? Dover

2) Name a fucking hobby of yours. DO IT! Um video games

3) How'd you find theofftopic.com. My friend did the hard part

4) Why'd you pick your handle? Xbox Live gamertag

5) Will you ask me a question?No


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