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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
PostPosted: 21 Dec 2009, 18:11 
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Nope, and it's worth mentioning that Emma's really really hot, and has an I.Q of 127.


Thanks, but I'm fully aware of how hot she is. I thought I'd made that clear (on Tinychat, I mean). I also knew who she was before I got here. I just didn't understand why I was being led here in the first place.

I didn't feel it necessary to explain something we've all known all along, especially when you're the only one trying to deny it.

I didn't realize that was her IQ though. I thought it might be mine.

I just couldn't understand why I was being left clues leading to a woman who wasn't willing to speak to me. Now I know.


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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
PostPosted: 22 Dec 2009, 16:23 
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Dante wrote:
This would be so much easier if you just said what you meant.

Why does it always seem like we're talking in riddles? I mean, what's the big deal?

My internet's not working so I can't get any gay porn at the moment anyway. So there won't be any. Sorry to disappoint.

Everyone thinks that you're Emma...
They all think that I'm Emma.
They all think that Father is Emma.
They all think that Anon is Emma.
They all think that Prophet Muhammad is Emma.
They all think that Robo is Emma.
They all think that inthebutt is Emma.
They all think that JDC is Emma.
They all think that Sponge_Bob_Toe_Socks is Emma.
They all think that burning_toast is Emma.
They all think that Arcing Ropes Of Jism is Emma.
They all think that Master is Emma.
They all think that mzziqztixl is Emma.
They all think that I♥MyGirlHole is Emma.
They all think that GirlAfraid is Emma.
They all think that BayouGirl is Emma.
They all think that head_casey_casey is Emma.
They all think that dageaux is Emma.
They all think that Sock_Puppet is Emma.
They all think that InTheBetween is Emma.
They all think that Enlever is Emma.
They all think that The_Almighty_Stan is Emma.
They all think that GmaN is Emma.
They all think that Kiwi Bob is Emma.
They all think that crimsonred is Emma.
They all think that YerlA is Emma.
They all think that Mark Peterman is Emma.

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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
PostPosted: 22 Dec 2009, 16:59 
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Maybe it was a mistake to try to talk to a woman instead of making the same demands from her that so many other people had.

When it seemed like I'd made an unhappy situation worse, there was nothing I wouldn't do to try to explain, even if it meant saying things I wanted to say to her to anybody who might've been her or could get a message to her.

I wanted nothing from her but a smile, and the assurance that she'd rather be on cam than talk for a while. She wouldn't give me either.

Regardless, I don't regret any of it.

It's clear by now that she knew what she was doing, whatever it was. I've got nothing more to prove to myself or anyone else.

If you're reading this, I'm sorry I tried to get involved. I hope you're ok.

Goodbye.


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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
PostPosted: 22 Dec 2009, 17:53 
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Dante wrote:
Maybe it was a mistake to try to talk to a woman instead of making the same demands from her that so many other people had.

When it seemed like I'd made an unhappy situation worse, there was nothing I wouldn't do to try to explain, even if it meant saying things I wanted to say to her to anybody who might've been her or could get a message to her.

I wanted nothing from her but a smile, and the assurance that she'd rather be on cam than talk for a while. She wouldn't give me either.

Regardless, I don't regret any of it.

It's clear by now that she knew what she was doing, whatever it was. I've got nothing more to prove to myself or anyone else.

If you're reading this, I'm sorry I tried to get involved. I hope you're ok.

Goodbye.

Maybe this will help take your mind off of that woman!
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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
PostPosted: 22 Dec 2009, 21:23 
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I have seriously got to stop saying goodbye like I've got somewhere else to be.

Thanks for the pic though. It helped a lot.


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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
PostPosted: 22 Dec 2009, 22:19 
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goodbye.

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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
PostPosted: 22 Dec 2009, 22:31 
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You're not going anywhere, you spend more time here than me. I like your hat.


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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
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Dante wrote:
I have seriously got to stop saying goodbye like I've got somewhere else to be.

Thanks for the pic though. It helped a lot.

No problem!
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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
PostPosted: 23 Dec 2009, 19:06 
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I don't get why you're all so nasty to Emma. We haven't talked much but I really like her. I haven't had chance to tell her properly yet, but I will.

Happy Christmas. x


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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
PostPosted: 23 Dec 2009, 20:22 
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Dante wrote:
I don't get why you're all so nasty to Emma. We haven't talked much but I really like her. I haven't had chance to tell her properly yet, but I will.

Happy Christmas. x

Now they're really going to think that you're Emma!

It's ok to like Emma. Just be careful she has broken many of men's hearts with her beauty and awesome personality. Besides you live in England where everyone drives funny looking cars. (like this)
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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
PostPosted: 24 Dec 2009, 03:14 
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That's a strange thing to say. Why would you think it makes a difference where I live?


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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
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Dante wrote:
That's a strange thing to say. Why would you think it makes a difference where I live?

Well there's the whole "is it a scone, a cookie, a biscuit or a crumpet" debate going on between the USA and England. In America we're refusing to even acknowledge that scones and crumpets exist.

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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
PostPosted: 24 Dec 2009, 23:28 
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In America we're refusing to even acknowledge that scones and crumpets exist.


Well you just did, so there's one huge obstacle we've managed to overcome between us. You're cute when you're trying to be difficult.


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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
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SeveredPenis wrote:
In America we're refusing to even acknowledge that scones and crumpets exist.


Well you just did, so there's one huge obstacle we've managed to overcome between us. You're cute when you're trying to be difficult.


If you think I'm cute when I'm trying to be difficult you should see me when I'm trying to be difficult while wearing a bikini and rubbing suntan oil all over my body.

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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
PostPosted: 25 Dec 2009, 15:36 
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Oh is that one of the rules? Sorry, I'm new here so I didn't know. It sounds pretty reasonable though.


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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
PostPosted: 25 Dec 2009, 15:46 
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Dante wrote:
Oh is that one of the rules? Sorry, I'm new here so I didn't know. It sounds pretty reasonable though.

What are you talking about?

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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
PostPosted: 25 Dec 2009, 15:58 
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...well, I do think you're cute when you're trying to be difficult, and you said that meant I should see you when you're trying to be difficult while wearing a bikini and rubbing suntan oil all over your body.

You made it sound like something I had no choice about.


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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
PostPosted: 25 Dec 2009, 18:26 
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Owned by yourself.... A new low.


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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
PostPosted: 25 Dec 2009, 19:31 
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Dante wrote:
...well, I do think you're cute when you're trying to be difficult, and you said that meant I should see you when you're trying to be difficult while wearing a bikini and rubbing suntan oil all over your body.

You made it sound like something I had no choice about.

I understood what you were saying.


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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
PostPosted: 25 Dec 2009, 19:32 
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So I emailed Emma thinking that I'd be able to talk to her, but I was wrong. I'm not really sure what to do next and all I can think of is to take the photos and what little information I've got, fly out to the US, locate her then seduce her. I anticipate it will take up to three weeks to locate her and moments to seduce her. To me, that is the next logical step. Does this seem reasonable to everyone?

I appreciate your advice.


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Dante wrote:
So I emailed Emma thinking that I'd be able to talk to her, but I was wrong. I'm not really sure what to do next and all I can think of is to take the photos and what little information I've got, fly out to the US, locate her then seduce her. I anticipate it will take up to three weeks to locate her and moments to seduce her. To me, that is the next logical step. Does this seem reasonable to everyone?

I appreciate your advice.

This video holds all the clues to finding the way to Emma's heart.


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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
PostPosted: 25 Dec 2009, 22:44 
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Yeah, that didn't help. I couldn't even understand what they were saying.

I'm sticking with my idea unless someone suggests a better one. If it wasn't for the weather and the holidays I'd already be on my way.


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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
PostPosted: 25 Dec 2009, 23:38 
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Be sure to bring lots of butt lube... She's going to be a tight one!


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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
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Thanks but I don't need lube to have a conversation, and until I get that I don't know if I want anything else. That should be obvious by now.


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 Post subject: Re: Dante.
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Dante wrote:
I'm sticking with my idea unless someone suggests a better one.


cut off your ear and send it to her bruh. artistic yo

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