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 Post subject: New to you
PostPosted: 31 Jan 2010, 22:28 
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Hello to all. I've been lurking for a while and am entertained by the various personalities here. I'll start with the newbie interrogation.

1) I live in suburban Maryland, USA.

2) My #1 hobby is hot rodding. I have a 28 Model A Ford sedan I inherited from my father and a project or two in the garage.

3) I found ToT about a year ago. A friend e-mailed me a link to a funny thread (can't remember which one or how he found it) and it was so good I lurked and laughed more, saved the link and lurked sporadically for the past year. The more I lurked, the more I wanted to come back. Voyeur, much? Yeah.

4) I've used this handle for quite a while. I do like the double entendre, but it really was not sexual at it's inception. The form attracts me like Devil's Peak did to the characters in Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Ask me to elaborate and you will discover just what a freak I am.

5) Question for Anon: How long has this board been around?

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 Post subject: Re: New to you
PostPosted: 31 Jan 2010, 22:46 
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A new person that isn't spam! :D


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 Post subject: Re: New to you
PostPosted: 31 Jan 2010, 23:02 
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 Post subject: Re: New to you
PostPosted: 31 Jan 2010, 23:09 
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Thanks, guys. This is really the first board I've ever joined.

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 Post subject: Re: New to you
PostPosted: 31 Jan 2010, 23:39 
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Woohoo! Fresh meat!!! I mean... uhhh... welcome!


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 Post subject: Re: New to you
PostPosted: 31 Jan 2010, 23:40 
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welcome, glad u stopped being a stalker and joined...as u may have noticed its a slow forum, so new contributions that dont come from a certain fake 14 going on 58 year old are appreciated

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 Post subject: Re: New to you
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Yeah, that almost kept me from joining. It's either a smart kid or an immature adult IMHO. Anyhow, hola to you and thanks. And yeah, fresh meat, though living in Maryland I guess that would make me crab meat, which I had for dinner tonight, to celebrate my birthday that was on the 26th.

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 Post subject: Re: New to you
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Awww.... I want crab. Damnit...


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 Post subject: Re: New to you
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It almost has to be crab cakes or snow crab legs, for me. I love steamed blue crab but don't have the patience to sit and shell them unless it's picnic and brew time with a group of friends.

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 Post subject: Re: New to you
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Blue crab creeps me right the fuck out. Snow crab on the other hand is one of my favorite foods. I wish it wasn't so expensive for me to get here. Fucking living in the middle of the country. Seafood is damn expensive here.


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 Post subject: Re: New to you
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Thats funny. To me they both look like the Predator creature. If anything blue crabs are smaller, less intimidating. They both turn red when you cook 'em.

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 Post subject: Re: New to you
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how old? guessing you're a d00d?
welcome mate, stick around

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 Post subject: Re: New to you
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Yeah, I'm a dude. Age? Just turned 43. I think I'm twice the age of most the people here. Physically, anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: New to you
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You're so old that your copy of Mein Kampf is signed by Hitler.


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 Post subject: Re: New to you
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Yeah, and what's a poseur like you know about GG Allin? He was dead probably before you were born. Just fuckin' with ya, dude. I like some of your posts and your persona is interesting. And how did you know about my copy of Mein Kampf?

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 Post subject: Re: New to you
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holy crap, newbie with a brain! and its posting outside its own thread! brb, heart attack.

welcome, enjoy your stay, and make with the luls!

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 Post subject: Re: New to you
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Thanks, Jax. What is rogallia? Been wondering. And I don't have to work tomorrow, which is why I'm up at 3am. What is your excuse?

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 Post subject: Re: New to you
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rofl... is quenya for lioness. or sindarian. i forget. 13 yr old me was quite a geek.
3am = just woke up ;p don't ask about me sleep schedule it makes even less sense than my name.
how'd you get a monday off?

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Well...Had some leave time saved up so I requested Friday and Monday off. Every now and then I need a little time away from the madness. Also dislike the company I work for and this is the time of year that construction/engineering companies start gearing up (hiring) for the busy seasons. Why not use up my leave time?
Lioness, huh? That's one pretty Alpaca.

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 Post subject: Re: New to you
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i can tell you're gunna make a dick of me at some point :(
i should think more before i post.
you should make a dick of crim before you make a dick of me, and you should do it more frequently too

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 Post subject: Re: New to you
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i can tell you're gunna make a dick of me at some point :(


Everyone else has.

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 Post subject: Re: New to you
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cheap shot was cheap.

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 Post subject: Re: New to you
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Lol I like this noob. :D


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 Post subject: Re: New to you
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dani, could u please explain your av?

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