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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
PostPosted: 12 Feb 2009, 10:05 
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Of course. I like to drink it while sitting in my arm chair and listening to the works of Beethoven. Once I've eaten my fresh cream scones I spend the rest of the afternoon playing polo with the Mayor of Somerset and his lovely wife Eliza. In the evenings we drink fine wines on the balcony and throw things at the poor people. Bloody good fun it is, too.


It so fun being British isn't it?? chorkle chorkle (that's how rich people laugh)


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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
PostPosted: 12 Feb 2009, 12:04 
Have you tried turning it off and on again
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I bet both of you are sitting and having tea and crumpets and reading the newspaper with a monocle.

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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
PostPosted: 12 Feb 2009, 12:08 
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Say something in British. Say schedule.

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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
PostPosted: 12 Feb 2009, 12:22 
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We call a couch a settee, the basement is called the cellar (Which is where we keep our fine wines.) uh.... most of it is pronunciation, which is difficult to demonstrate.
What really bugs me is how you Americans call aluminium aluminum. I can't watch Mythbusters without shouting at the TV.

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"It was true that I didn't have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?" - Charles Bukowski


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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
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Aluminum is an acceptable variant so suck it. Haha
Btw why the hell would you watch mythbusters?

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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
PostPosted: 12 Feb 2009, 12:49 
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Explosions, fire, Kari Byron. No? Is she Jewish, by the way? She looks Jewish.

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"It was true that I didn't have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?" - Charles Bukowski


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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
PostPosted: 12 Feb 2009, 13:12 
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I love the thread except i sound so boring...and i really work for a law firm and run title business on the side.
Also, I broke my hand Sunday so typing pretty much sux ass, ie not many posts lately

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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
PostPosted: 12 Feb 2009, 13:16 
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Ouch, how did you manage to do that?

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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
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I was playing second base in a cabbage ball tournament and i caught the ball wrong and fucked up my fingers. Ive never broken anything before. its my pinky and ring finger. you dont realize how fucking annoying it is not to have both hands.

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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
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Damn that sucks. So how long you out of action?

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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
PostPosted: 12 Feb 2009, 14:47 
Have you tried turning it off and on again
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I once broke my right hand. Took out 2 bones and dislocated my wrist. The last evidence I have of the incident is the 2 scars that are on my wrist...pretty awesome! :)

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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
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only for about 3 weeks. the urgent care i went to said they were broken and done for 6-8 but the specialist next day says 2-3 weeks and its just a bad sprain.

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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
PostPosted: 12 Feb 2009, 19:09 
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BayouGirl25 wrote:
I was playing second base in a cabbage ball tournament


Cabbage ball.......is that anything like cornholing?

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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
PostPosted: 13 Feb 2009, 10:09 
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OHHHH you remembered i'm not mexican , Fear! that is SO sweet!!!! well, for everyone who doesn't know me, i'm argentinian (we are right next to brazil, so i'll let that one pass....can't expect much from a yank when it comes to geography), and i'll probably be cloning the fuck out of everyone in 3-5 years :) but that was preety accurate for you, Fear

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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
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Fear wrote:
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I was playing second base in a cabbage ball tournament


Cabbage ball.......is that anything like cornholing?


no, its like cabbage ball.

its softball but played with a really big ball that you dont use a glove to catch with

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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
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YerlA wrote:
OHHHH you remembered i'm not mexican , Fear! that is SO sweet!!!! well, for everyone who doesn't know me, i'm argentinian (we are right next to brazil, so i'll let that one pass....can't expect much from a yank when it comes to geography), and i'll probably be cloning the fuck out of everyone in 3-5 years :) but that was preety accurate for you, Fear


I know you and just absolutley LOVE you Yerla!! so glad your back :-)

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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
PostPosted: 13 Feb 2009, 11:03 
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But you're not back enough YerlA!! Do reply more! :)

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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
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lol, i'm trying to, but fucking uni is taking over my life :( thanks Bayou & Crim :D

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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
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(we are right next to brazil, so i'll let that one pass....can't expect much from a yank when it comes to geography)


Har! Har! Har!

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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
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fear - lives in Las Vegas, highly intelligent and penetrating at psychology, possible trust fund kid, could be anything in 10 years but lazy and lacks motivation, loves asians
also has interesting tastes in ankle wear....

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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
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so bumping this. we have new regulars it would seem. Fear, you keen to have another crack at it?

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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
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Daniellllleee - Already has the 10th highest post count. Lives in FL. Turns 19 on Tuesday. Coolest *new* member.


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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
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Daniellllleee - Huge tits, awesome cleavage, amazing eyes, sexy legs, likes to keep facepack on for a month


Fixt.

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 Post subject: Re: The Important Users and shit thread
PostPosted: 07 May 2009, 13:02 
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Daniellllleee - has too much time on her hands, resident horn dog, legs tat go from her ankles to her eyeballs.
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