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 Post subject: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
PostPosted: 28 Sep 2009, 11:15 
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ADOLF Hitler may not have died in a bunker after fresh research suggests the skull thought to be the tyrant's was from a woman.

US archaeologist Nick Bellantoni found fragments from the skull believed to be Hitler's were too thin to be from a male, and suspected it was the remains of a much younger woman, The Sun reports.

"The bone seemed very thin - male bone tends to be more robust. It corresponds to a woman between the ages of 20 and 40," Dr Bellantoni said.

DNA tests performed in a US laboratory confirmed the remains could not have belonged to the Nazi leader.

The discovery casts doubt on the exact circumstances of Hitler’s death and could force history books to be rewritten.

Original accounts of Hitler’s death said he shot himself in the head in a bunker after taking a cyanide tablet on April 30, 1945 as the Russian army attacked Berlin. His remains, along with those of his wife Eva Braun, were taken from the bunker, doused in petrol and set ablaze.

A year later, skull fragments were dug up by Russian forces which seemed to confirm Hitler had shot himself in the bunker.

In 1970, the KGB cremated Hitler’s remains except for the skull fragment.

Dr Bellantoni was sceptical about the theory the skull fragments belong to Eva Braun, who was with Hitler in the bunker where he supposedly died.

"There is no report of Eva Braun having shot herself or having been shot afterwards. It could be anyone. Many people were killed around the bunker area," he said.


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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
PostPosted: 28 Sep 2009, 11:36 
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was gunna post that but was like naaaa noone cares. lesson learnt? don't trust the ruskis

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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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The remains they found might not have been his but I'm sure that if he was still alive there's no way he would have been able to resist stirring up trouble for the last few decades.


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!!! HITLER WAS A BLACK MAN !!!


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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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!!! More proof that Hitler was a black man !!!
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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
PostPosted: 28 Sep 2009, 14:47 
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What about the whole white supremacy and ethnic cleansing thing? I doubt the NAACP would have condoned him.

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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
PostPosted: 28 Sep 2009, 14:50 
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You know if Emma keeps posting lulz-worthy stuff I might have to upgrade her status to "Oxygen-Thief"

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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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What about the whole white supremacy and ethnic cleansing thing? I doubt the NAACP would have condoned him.

He is clearly eating a large slice of watermelon in the above photograph, and as such, he is clearly of negroid descent.

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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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What about the whole white supremacy and ethnic cleansing thing? I doubt the NAACP would have condoned him.

Just because someone is black doesn't mean that they can't see or understand the quality and superiority of white people.

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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
PostPosted: 28 Sep 2009, 15:11 
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Well if he had any sense he'd have waited until every other ethnicity was wiped out before he allegedly killed himself. If he was white he'd have realised this.

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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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What about the whole white supremacy and ethnic cleansing thing? I doubt the NAACP would have condoned him.

Just because someone is black doesn't mean that they can't see or understand the quality and superiority of white people.


They'd have trouble passing the interview for the K.K.K.


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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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Did you Americans get the show John Safran vs. God?

He's a jew and he applied for the KKK. Good show. Download it maybe.

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Roseanne Bar Dresses Up Like Hitler and Bakes Burnt ‘Jew Cookies’
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Eating burnt Jew people cookies baked in an oven while dressed as Hitler... Okay, I admit I laughed (even if Becca and my stepmom are jewish)


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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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This makes me love Rosanne Barr even more.

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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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That made it to air?


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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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This makes me love Rosanne Barr even more.

How much did you love her before?

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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
PostPosted: 28 Sep 2009, 15:28 
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Too much :(

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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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That made it to air?

Yeah... but it was only shown in Israel.

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!!! HITLER WAS A PLAYBOY BUNNY !!!


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Hitler is dead. I killed him with my sledgehammer.


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Hitler is dead. I killed him with my sledgehammer.

Your going to have to do better than that newbie...

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and you're going to have to do better than clips from the producer's :(

(was that gene wilder at the top of the clip? O_o must watch this version..)

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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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and you're going to have to do better than clips from the producer's :(

(was that gene wilder at the top of the clip? O_o must watch this version..)

Yes, that was Gene Wilder...

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