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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
PostPosted: 28 Sep 2009, 18:00 
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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
PostPosted: 28 Sep 2009, 18:05 
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Hitler is dead. I killed him with my sledgehammer.

Your going to have to do better than that newbie...

I killed Hitler.
I guess a person has to solve world hunger to earn your ever-so-valuable respect.


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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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Hitler is dead. I killed him with my sledgehammer.

Your going to have to do better than that newbie...

I killed Hitler.
I guess a person has to solve world hunger to earn your ever-so-valuable respect.

You have my respect...

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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
PostPosted: 22 Oct 2009, 12:54 
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HITLER WAS AN EMPEROR OF SOME ASIAN PLACE!


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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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You just don't understand that it isn't funny do you?

The reason we crack on it is due to the horror that it was. You have to laugh when you consider that the most advanced, cultured, and dominant race of that era snapped and dropped 100 million people in a geological eyeblink because one man decided he was God and convinced everyone else the same thing.

You joke because you haven't considered beyond the event to think about what this revealed about human nature and how plausible it would be for an event like this to happen again. Who is next? Blacks? Russians? Chinese? Americans?

You just don't get it. You don't think.

That's why you are empty.

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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
PostPosted: 22 Oct 2009, 15:29 
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Yeah, Burrito guy! Ethnic cleansing is no laughing matter!



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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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Emma, I really really REALLY fucking hate you. You are one of the few people who I would honestly do a god damn happy dance over your grave if you died. Do us all a favor and go visit your mother.


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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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Emma, I really really REALLY fucking hate you. You are one of the few people who I would honestly do a god damn happy dance over your grave if you died. Do us all a favor and go visit your mother.

What? You think ethnic cleansing is funny?


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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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Emma, I really really REALLY fucking hate you. You are one of the few people who I would honestly do a god damn happy dance over your grave if you died. Do us all a favor and go visit your mother.


you let her get to you :(

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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
PostPosted: 23 Oct 2009, 13:44 
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She's irritating as fuck, but I don't think she's done anything to invoke any hatred in me. :ugh:
Then again I've got no connections to the Holocaust.

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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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She's irritating as fuck, but I don't think she's done anything to invoke any hatred in me. :ugh:
Then again I've got no connections to the Holocaust.

Yeah it's prolly best to just ignore ferox when she starts getting irritating... That's what I'm going to start doing!

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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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!!! HITLER WAS A BLACK MAN !!!


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I think that Emma might be right... Was Hitler really a black man?
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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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if Hitler were alive he'd be well over 100 years old I'm sure. He was in his 40-50s during the Wars wasn't he?


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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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if Hitler were alive he'd be well over 100 years old I'm sure. He was in his 40-50s during the Wars wasn't he?


fucktard was a wise handle choice -_-'


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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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if Hitler were alive he'd be well over 100 years old I'm sure. He was in his 40-50s during the Wars wasn't he?


fucktard was a wise handle choice -_-'


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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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Hitler fun. Let's go.

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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
PostPosted: 19 Mar 2010, 21:30 
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You just don't understand that it isn't funny do you?

The reason we crack on it is due to the horror that it was. You have to laugh when you consider that the most advanced, cultured, and dominant race of that era snapped and dropped 100 million people in a geological eyeblink because one man decided he was God and convinced everyone else the same thing.

You joke because you haven't considered beyond the event to think about what this revealed about human nature and how plausible it would be for an event like this to happen again. Who is next? Blacks? Russians? Chinese? Americans?

You just don't get it. You don't think.

That's why you are empty.



I'm hoping it's Muslims... and then Mexicans.

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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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There’s nothing funny about Hitler, but he is endlessly fascinating. Since Congress passed the Nazi War Crimes Disclosure Act in 1998, almost 3 million classified files have been opened to the public – including a 1942 secret profile of Adolf Hitler compiled by the OSS. Here are some excerpts.

PERSONAL APPEARANCE

• Hitler never allows anyone to see him while he is naked or bathing. He refuses to use cologne or scents of any sort on his body

• No matter how warm he feels, Hitler will never take off his coat in public

• In 1923, Nazi press secretary Dr. Sedgwick tried to convince Hitler to get rid of his trademark mustache or grow it normally. Hitler answered: "Do not worry about my mustache. If it is not the fashion now, it will be later because I wear it!"

SOCIAL BEHAVIOR

• While dining with the others, Hitler will allow the conversation to linger on general topics, but after a couple of hours he will inevitably begin one of his many monologues. These speeches are flawless from start to finish because he rehearses them any time he gets a moment.

• His favorite topics include: "When I was a soldier," "When I was in Vienna," "When I was in prison," and "When I was the leader in the early days of the party."

• If Hitler begins speaking about Wagner and the opera, no one dares interrupt him. He will often sermonize on this topic until his audience falls asleep.

PERSONAL HABITS

• Hitler has no interest in sports or games of any kind and never exercised, except for an occasional walk.

• He paces frequently inside rooms, always to the same tune that he whistles to himself and always diagonally across the room, from corner to corner

• Hitler’s handwriting is impeccable. When famous psychologist Carl Jung saw Hitler’s handwriting in 1937, he remarked: "Behind this handwriting I recognize the typical characteristics of a man with essentially feminine instinct."

ENTERTAINMENT

• Hitler loves the circus. He takes real pleasure in the idea that underpaid performers are risking their lives to please him.

• He went to the circus on several occasions in 1933 and sent extremely expensive chocolates and flowers to the female performers. Hitler even remembered their names and would worry about them and their families in the event of an accident.

• He isn’t interested in wild animal acts, unless there is a woman in danger

• Nearly every night Hitler will see a movie in his private theatre, mainly foreign films that are banned to the German public. He loves comedies and will often laugh merrily at Jewish comedians. Hitler even liked a few Jewish singers, but after hearing them he would remark that it was too bad he or she wasn’t Aryan.

• Hitler staff secretly made films for him of torture and execution of political prisoners, which he very much enjoyed viewing. His executive assistants also secured pornographic pictures and movies for him.

• He loves newsreels – especially when he is in them.

• He adores gypsy music, Wagner’s operas, and especially American college football marches and alma maters.

• To excite the masses, he also uses American College football-style music during his speeches. His rallying cry – "Sieg Heil!" – was even modeled after the cheering techniques used by American football cheerleaders.

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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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The holocaust wasn't funny. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower.

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 Post subject: Re: Turns out Hitler isn't dead
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The holocaust wasn't funny. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower.

Well, if he were in the guard tower and not on it things might have turned out different.

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