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 Post subject: Man paid to have sex with his friend's wife
PostPosted: 05 Apr 2009, 17:47 
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It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, wanted a child badly, but Demetrius was told by a doctor that he was sterile.

So, Soupolos, after calming his wife’s protests, hired his neighbor, Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate her. Since Maus was already married and the father of two children, plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good.

Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnate Traute.

When his own wife objected, he explained, "I don’t like this any more than you. I’m simply doing it for the money. Try and understand."

When Traute failed to get pregnant after six months, however, Soupolos was not understanding and insisted that Maus have a medical examination, which he did.

The doctor’s announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children.

Now Soupolos is suing Maus for breach of contract in an effort to get his money back, but Maus refuses to give it up because he said he did not guarantee conception, but only that he would give an honest effort.


"Honest effort", eh?
"'I don’t like this any more than you. I’m simply doing it for the money. Try and understand.'"
I was all ready to accuse the guy of knowing full well that he was sterile until his wife piped up with her admittal

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 Post subject: Re: Man paid to have sex with his friend's wife
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Are you Traute, or Maus' wife?


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I posted that a million years ago as well. Stop stealing my moderately humorous news posts.

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Are you Traute, or Maus' wife?

I'm half German and half English... I'm not very proud of the English half.

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Are you Traute, or Maus' wife?

I'm half German and half English... I'm not very proud of the English half.

SO you wish you were a blonde haired blue eyed jew killer...well that explains alot.


P.S. before I get flamed for stereotyping, yes I know this is not a good representation of Germans, but come on she opened her self up for it.

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not all she opens up for... *not just a pedo joke either.

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MiCust wrote:
Are you Traute, or Maus' wife?

I'm half German and half English... I'm not very proud of the English half.

SO you wish you were a blonde haired blue eyed jew killer...well that explains alot.

P.S. before I get flamed for stereotyping, yes I know this is not a good representation of Germans, but come on she opened her self up for it.

I'm german too, bro. :squint:

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just sayin... german bitches are hot. seriously, every single german chick i've met has been smokin. *only fullblooded though. the halvsies... not so much.

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I'd post some pictures to prove you wrong, but I'm at work. Mark's around. I'm sure he can help out.

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k just sayin but all the ones ive met have been young, pretty and proportioned exchange students. im sure there are more emma's out there. *no offense Gervalia.

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 Post subject: Re: Man paid to have sex with his friend's wife
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She's not Emma anymore :)

And the german babes I've met till date look pretty fucking good...

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*no offense Gervalia.

Whut?

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I dunno how, but my comment get turned into a shot against Germans.. My background's mostly German. :(

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I'd post some pictures to prove you wrong, but I'm at work. Mark's around. I'm sure he can help out.


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They're only attractive because they're holding so much beer.

Go ahead, someone make a joke about how much head is on those beers.

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too fuckin much.

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They're only attractive because they're holding so much beer.

Go ahead, someone make a joke about how much head is on those beers.

well in all fairness, the second one has large protruding breastesies.

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Her hair makes her look like a filthy tramp though. Does that make her better or worse? :squint:

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anon, what did that have to do with anything? that was brutal. im not a fan of neck lols aye... cuz of the paralysis and life ruining shit that goes along with them...

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anon is good for that

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