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 Post subject: Re: I hit my girlfriend. :(
PostPosted: 03 Feb 2010, 23:47 
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Holy shit dude...this is your one and only post? Seriously? You might want to work your way in a little slower and talk about how you stole some hard candy at a retirement home from some old lady with Alzheimer's disease.....just saying....


Oh, and practice self control for fuck sake


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 Post subject: Re: I hit my girlfriend. :(
PostPosted: 04 Feb 2010, 02:22 
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dudes trolling not coming back. don't bother.

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 Post subject: Re: I hit my girlfriend. :(
PostPosted: 04 Feb 2010, 11:43 
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JDC wrote:
dudes trolling not coming back. don't bother.




*folds arms*


Don't tell me what to do...

*scampers off*


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 Post subject: Re: I hit my girlfriend. :(
PostPosted: 04 Feb 2010, 11:57 
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FecesPieces wrote:
JDC wrote:
dudes trolling not coming back. don't bother.




*folds arms*


Don't tell me what to do...

*scampers off*


haha, I like you

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 Post subject: Re: I hit my girlfriend. :(
PostPosted: 04 Feb 2010, 22:04 
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We were walking down the street and she was telling me how I was going to be like my dad. My dad's in jail for all the wrong reasons (really. they caught the right guy, but he's not allowed out yet). So it was making me angry and I couldn't control it. I just went right over and slapped her. I thought it would be like the movies where blood just comes out of her nose. But she accidently hit a light post. She looked at me, blood everywhere, and then ran zig-zaggedly to her home. I chased her apologizing, but she wouldn't listen. She locked herself up in the bathroom. I waited 2 hours and she wouldn't come out. So I apologized and went home.

At home, my mom asked me why I had blood all over me. I said that we were walking in a busy subway and some guy got in a fight and had a bleeding nose. My mom's crap detector went off and she asked what really happened. I told her. My mom gasped. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said "You're moving with your aunty and uncle in bel air.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, homes to bel air!


God damnit.


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